This story is... It's - it's: What is it? Oh, what is it? {Depend on! Who lost the tomato? ! And eggs? ! }
I said, I said that's it! {Don't lose it! Rub your head~}
The story I wrote is based on my own life. {The people around me live...}
At first, I wrote this because "Gu Qina" and "Gu Aoxiang" broke up in real life... To be precise, "Gu" dumped "Gu"... To put it bluntly, after my daughter fell in love, I used it to comfort her and commemorate this possibly wrong love. {Do you think my daughter is stupid? People don't want her anymore, but she is still completely devoted to them...}
However, fortunately, not long after, they reconciled again... {Although I was so + much + too... Unhappy}
To be honest, their EQ is almost non-existent! One has an IQ of over 180, and the other has muscles comparable to Liu Xiang + Ronaldinho + Tyson +... {Yes, yes, yes! And everything about them is just the opposite! One is good in the main subject, and the other is good in the minor subject; one is as black as carbon, and the other is as white as snow; one has a voice like the tip of a needle, and the other has a voice like a muffled drum... (The above follows the narrative order of female first, male second...)}
It's good now. Not only do I have to take care of my daughter, but I also have to take care of her husband like a mother! {For example, one of them is "shy" and the other is "embarrassed"; one is afraid that the other will "come out"; one is stupid and the other misunderstands...}
Oh, I have endured and endured, how long have I endured...?
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Here are a few text message clips 1 (holiday version) between my daughter and I:
"Mom, on the way home from McDonald's today, I kept talking to Doudou on the phone!"
"Isn't it? Are you reconciled?"
"Yeah!"
"Aren't you too outrageous? Have you reconciled so quickly?"
"Then what's going on? Hey, let me tell you, we chatted all the way... It was so beautiful!"
"I'm too lazy to care about you!"
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The next day...
"Since you two have reconciled, I don't need to write it, right?"
"No, no, no! I still have to write it to commemorate it! Maybe one day we will..."
"Damn! Write it yourself!"
"Mom..."
"Okay, okay, I'll write, I'll write, don't babble anymore!"
"Mom, I love you!"
"I don't love you! I'm going to vomit..."
"You..."
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The third day...
"I called Doudou, but he ignored me!"
"Oh"
"He's very irritable when he talks!"
"Really?"
"It's like I'm like the god of plague! He'll die if he talks to me!"
"Hmm"
"Damn! What are you doing?! Did you listen?!"
"How dare you say that?! I was busy yesterday until 5:35 this morning!"
"Oh"
"I have to wait until my parents go to bed every day before I can work! When I'm busy, I'll be busy until 5:35 the next morning!"
"Really?"
"It's as if I'm like a machine, racking my brains to write every day!"
"Hmm"
"Damn! What are you doing?! Did you listen?!"
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(To be continued)
Jiubing will tell other stories later!
By: nine ice
Sunday, March 5, 2006 15:07:59
Modified on March 10, 2006 15:49:35