◎A modern man who is not afraid of death but can bend and stretch VS the coquettish and paranoid Black Lotus Princess
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The day after Xie Jin became the bandit leader, he received an emergency warning from the system:
[The amnesia beauty you forcibly married is the most favored Princess Shouning in the dynasty]
[Survival Strategy: Escape before the real owner recovers his memory]
Looking at the beautiful features of the person next to him, Xie Jin packed his bags overnight - and then was forced back to the wedding room by the officers and soldiers of the massacre.
The beauty grasped the hem of her clothes, and her eyes turned red: "Where are you going, Your Majesty?"
Xie Jin wanted to refuse but then heard the sound of swords outside and changed her mind: "I will never abandon you."
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Xie Jin found that this princess was really difficult to raise.
When escaping, you would rather use your banknotes to start a fire than deign to eat roasted rabbit meat; you would draw a 38th parallel in a deserted temple to take shelter from the rain, and even have to monopolize seven percent of the moonlight.
"You sleep on the floor." The princess was wrapped in a brocade quilt and ordered.
Xie Jin was about to sneer when gilded subtitles suddenly exploded in front of his eyes:
[Reward for shared quilt: Gold silk pillow × 1]
[Reward for successful feeding: Manchu and Han banquet × 1]
[Reward for holding hands for half a quarter of an hour: Heavy Rain Pear Blossom Needle × 10]
She immediately realized: this was not a calamity of death, it was clearly a walking cornucopia!
When Xie Jin "accidentally" hugged the princess' waist for the 108th time, the system suddenly screamed:
[The situation has changed and there is no one in the situation. The host must go back and carry out the redemption mission!
She looked at the cottage she had rebuilt and the beautiful princess she had raised. She felt reluctant but had no choice but to compile quotes from the scumbag all night long:
"What good are the relatives of the emperor? They are not as good as one ten thousandth of the oiran from Jiangnan."
"I have never liked you from the beginning to the end. You have such a bad temper and you talk like a lion from the east of Hedong."
On the day of the heavy rain, Princess Shouning crushed the jade pendant of love:
"Thank you, village master, and wait."
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When they met again, Xie Jin was on a mission to "rescue a noble girl who was forced into marriage."
The moment Yu Ruyi raised her hijab, the princess who was supposed to be in the palace smiled like a flower, and a gold chain wrapped around her wrist:
"The king said that he didn't like the bad temper of Hedong Lion, so I changed my concubine."
"This time, I will take on the role of a concubine to support you."
#It turns out that I am the one who needs to be saved from being forced into marriage, hahahahaha, I'm not crazy.
#SYSTEM When you come out, I promise not to dismantle your motherboard.
#Why did my wife become more sensitive after becoming black? Help
Reading Guide
·Happy to be enemies, I can't fly without my wings when I run away from her
·Getting rich depends entirely on your wife's support
Intention: If you mess with me, you've kicked the bucket