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Pre-received article "After I handed over the melon-eating system", please collect it~
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Copywriting of this article:
Ni Xiu fell asleep and died, woke up and traveled to a different world. He participated in the "Boyband Summer" audition and became a member of the bottom-ranked boyband [Excitement]. The system also gave him a melon-eating system.
As an extreme I person, Ni Xiu just wants to be eliminated on the spot and go home to eat.
After seeing his teammates, Ni Xiu: Stable!
Teammate 1: Idiot, beauty and love brain, Ben Dan.
Teammate 2: A local strong man and a mother from South Island.
Teammate 3: The foul-faced young master, Situ Ling.
Teammate 4: Master Tongyan's dark batch, He Chen.
This configuration that perfectly hits the aesthetic blind spot of the audition audience must soar on the way to elimination!
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With his beautiful face, Bendan became the only player in the [Excitement] team whose popularity was not in the elimination zone.
Be interviewed.
Reporter: "May I ask what Bendan thinks about whether idols can fall in love?"
Bendan's back stiffened, and his face instantly turned pale.
He has a guilty conscience!
Ni Xiu smelled the melon.
[Hey - Ben Dan actually has a partner?
[Wow, Ben Dan's partner is actually Zhou Cheng from TOP?
[Tsk, Zhou Cheng actually eats both men and women! You are so brave, while your teammates were training last night, you actually took your girlfriend to the dormitory to spend the night!
[Ah ah ah ah, this guy is a stallion, right? It's daytime! Separated by a wall are your teammates, please be more restrained!
Bendan was on the verge of collapse, with a pale face but firm eyes. A sad smile broke out on his beautiful face: "It is a capital crime for idols to fall in love and be beheaded!"
Reporter: ... Why is it so cold? There seems to be something wrong?
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Things gradually went off track.
Bendan's late love brain was cured.
South Island is making a splash at fashion week with corn chili.
The cold-faced young master Situ Ling has become a world goodwill ambassador.
The songs written by He Chen were introduced into textbooks.
They are already at the top of the entertainment industry, but every time they are interviewed, they still repeat tirelessly: "I come from [Excitement]."
The whole world knows that they have a common doting object - Ni Xiu.
Ni Xiu: [The feeling of chickens and dogs ascending to heaven is pretty good.
1. Main point of view Ni Xiu: The ultimate I-person but rich in inner drama, partial to group portraits.
2. Cool articles, group favorites, and boy group struggles.
3. All the melons in the article are made up and there are no prototypes.
4. Accept all comments. If you praise the author, he will be very happy ^ ^. Criticisms will also be viewed on QAQ. There is only one situation where they will be deleted - mentioning three-dimensional stars in the comments (do not want to cause quarrels). The disappearance of other comments is not the author's fault (escaping in a sack)
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Copywriting of the pre-received article "After I handed over the melon eating system":
Li Xiaogou, a handsome male college student, passed through the book and became an 18th-tier actor, and was also bound to the melon-eating system.
——As long as any creature appears within a radius of thirty meters, he can eat the melons of three generations of his ancestors.
Li Xiaogou said: Eating melons is so tiring.
So he turned and walked towards the country - he handed the system over.
Three days later, at the filming site, the actor was arrested for gathering a crowd to take drugs.
A week later, at the charity gala, the fashion editor-in-chief apologized and pleaded guilty to assaulting a minor.
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Gradually, Chinese people have discovered that the entertainment industry has been very calm recently. One melon a year has almost become one melon a day. Isn't the efficiency of catching bad guys too high?
And Li Xiaogou is at the scene every time? !
Li Xiaogou: = =I don't want to either, why don't I withdraw from the industry for a while and leave two people alive in your entertainment industry.
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Soon the audience discovered that Li Xiaogou had withdrawn from the circle, but not completely.
Social news, he is here.
At the scene of the wealthy businessman's kidnapping case, he was tied up with the wealthy businessman's daughter in women's clothing.
Sports news, he's in.
The referee was caught taking bribes and blowing a black whistle. He was standing on the sidelines wearing a ball boy uniform.
What's outrageous is that he was even present at the scene where the spy was captured!
Li Xiaogou is dressed in a black suit. He is as tall as 007 and has long legs, leaving a chic back.
Later, Xiaogou retired from the circle, but the circle was full of legends about Xiaogou.
Mission: Shine in every industry
Reader comments
It's too abstract! It's too abstract! ! Damn it, this is in Jinjiang, otherwise I would have wanted a detailed version of 10,000 words
It's so beautiful oh my god! It's eight o'clock in the morning today! It doesn't matter! I feel very energetic after reading it
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It's too abstract! It's too abstract! ! Damn it, this is in Jinjiang, otherwise I would have wanted a detailed version of 10,000 words
It's so beautiful oh my god! It's eight o'clock in the morning today! It doesn't matter! I feel very energetic after reading it
What should I read next? I want to read the happy young man~
Alas, the peach blossoms are blooming, but Xie Zheng is suffering from internal and external troubles.