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A certain natural who is very old but shamelessly squeezes into a group of hot-blooded teenagers as the middle-aged protagonist in a jump comic has finished filming for several years, and has already lived a retired life of lying on the sofa every day and exuding the smell of a good-for-nothing uncle in his pillow.
But I'm almost in my third year of junior high school and still can't graduate from school. I go to a physical store every Monday to buy comics and read them over and over again to make fun of them.
"Ah~ I'm not saying that the core of shounen comics is friendship, hard work and victory. Why have people died every day in recent years? Be careful that the pictures are too bloody and violent, and parents have complained that they poison the mental health of minors."
"Ah, another person died, and it was inexplicable. It's because you bastards can't draw well that the rumor that 'neon cartoonists these days are not mentally normal' is spread. Hey! Can you draw well! Is it difficult to make a happy ending! Is it difficult! I can also ghostwrite Ah Yin who can't figure out the plot."
——By the silver-haired curly hair who fishes every day.
Little did he know that the scene of him lying on the sofa, picking his nose and complaining was being projected into a different world in real time.
Event 1:
A certain person happily bought himself a limited-sale Dafu after completing a certain mission. When he was about to enjoy it, a projection screen appeared in front of him out of thin air.
In the picture, there is a man lying on the sofa wearing a kimono.
The man has white hair just like me, but the other man has naturally curly hair.
Just when he was wondering if this was someone's technique, Naranzi Juan flipped through the comic in his hand and complained after seeing a certain page:
"Oh, Satoko... Seems to be the new husband of the Two-thorned Ape recently... By the way, isn't the attribute of Bai Mao's sweet tooth unique to Ah Yin? Damn brat, I want to see how you end up... Ah, cut in half... Ah? Cut in half?"
5T5, who was happy that he was being praised one second and knew that he had been cut in half the next second: "...?"
Who? Who was cut in half?
Event two:
A descendant of a certain spellcaster encountered a formidable enemy and fell into a bitter battle.
Just when he was considering whether to risk a broken throat to defeat the enemy, a man squatting in a pit was projected onto the screen in front of him.
"Gouzi... He's another white-haired husband with a two-spined ape. Tsk, tsk, tsk, it turns out that young people like this tune."
"If you ask me, this kid has simply beaten his own good cards to pieces. Yan Ling, Yan Ling, what a cool and invincible ability, but he just doesn't know how to use it. How easy it is to directly say to the enemy, "Get away". It will not backfire on you, and the enemy will be defeated in the most embarrassing way, tsk tsk..."
"The 'dog' who has never imagined such a despicable trick: "..."
Then... Give it a try?
Event three:
The uncle appears.
The old man of Ritianri wanted to say something crazy, but before he could speak, a mysterious voice came from the screen.
"Yo, fruit cutter master."
Uncle: "..."
They all also saw the spellcasters on the screen: "..."
……
But just when everyone thought this person could only complain a few words from the sidelines, this person appeared inexplicably in their world and led a group of people to change the original story into a mess.
At first, everyone: Stop complaining, brother.
Later: Brother, can you say a few more words?
Instructions for use:
1. I am particularly creative, I have to lose my mind when reading the article, and I am a bit unfriendly to jjxx
2. The plot is super modified. At least it will change those plots that I think are the same. The content is chaotic and many plots will be incorporated.
3. A person who mainly plays Gintama style/Gin, but the plot will be biased towards curses, there will be a lot of complaints (maybe a bit confusing with the words), and there will be a lot of content involving [beep——]
4. The plot at the end of the original work is really so bad that I don't even want to make up for it. And I'm the kind of person who doesn't read it, but I can't write it, but I don't want to read it. So I basically don't want to write the second part of the second part, but if I have time, I will write the small amount that I want to write in the second part in this book in the form of a bonus extra.
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After the death of Roger, the Pirate King, the world ushered in the Age of Discovery. Powerful men from all walks of life rose up and heroes were everywhere. It seemed that everyone was eyeing the legendary treasure and the title of 'Pirate King'.
However, in such an environment, the style of a certain pirate group is very strange.
Let's say they are pirates. They do the job of the navy and clean up pirates.
Let's say they are the navy, robbing passing warships every day.
Call them evil people. In the eyes of the world, they are like good people who save the world.
Let's call them good people. They eat and take away from ordinary people.
Let's say they have the ambition to subvert the regime. They are so cowardly that they can run away from the navy at the sight of them.
Let's just say they are cowardly and unworthy of their peers… The supreme ruler was deposed from the throne without warning.
A reporter from the famous "Island Daily News" once interviewed many people who had come into contact with them in order to write a column about the pirate group, and received comments such as -
"Traitors!! Definitely traitors!! Don't let me catch them!"
——By a certain irascible general who wishes to remain anonymous
"Ah? Are you a bad guy? I don't know. They said we could destroy them together on the boat, so I turned against them."
——By a former admiral who is wanted
"Listen to me and don't get close to them... The style of painting will change."
——By a certain great swordsman who has been tortured for a long time
"Are you talking about silver hair? My best drinking buddy!"
——By a well-known and less prestigious captain who was beaten up by the ship's mate after he finished speaking.
"We are so stupid, really, those demons are simply the nemesis of pirates."
——By unknown pirates who have become good men
"We are so stupid. Really, we should have listened to our superiors' orders and stayed away from them. They are simply demons!"
——By the navies from various sub-bases who were beaten several times
"Great! It's the Silver-haired Pirates! We're saved!"
——By the islanders saved by the pirate group
…
The reporters who finished the interview were greatly shocked, and the "Haidao Daily" released big news that day.
#Shock! The Silver-haired Pirates—suspected of having an ambitious plan to build a new world! #
A certain silver-haired person who was brought into this world inexplicably and who is a famous fisherman who just wants to tell the story until Xiao Wang goes to sea and then goes home, naturally curls up. After seeing this news: "..."
Didn't he just want to go home?
Mission: Friendship, hard work and victory are part of life
