Today, Xiandu is experiencing an unprecedented wave of resignations!
Shan Xiaobei: How could you choose to resign when you are rising to the top?
Emperor: Because the number of believers praying for promotion and salary increase has reached the highest level in history, he has given up his job because he has been overwhelmed by the number of people who have been promoted to God!
Shan Xiaobei: What about the equally fragrant and cheerful Xiao Zhuyan?
Dijun: The number of believers suffering from depression in the world has increased, and they have complained to her one after another. She has taken too much negative energy and cannot digest it. She has also become depressed and asked for sick leave to leave her job.
Shan Xiaobei: Among the top three incense products is the God of Retreating from Diseases.
Emperor: Yesterday, he took off his priestly clothes and said that new diseases are emerging in the world, and the trend of diseases in young people is getting more and more serious. He is busy learning the professional knowledge of the new diseases mentioned by believers every day, which has created a huge conflict between work and study, and he can't solve it for the time being.
Shan Xiaobei: Are there any cold temples?
Emperor: Are you talking about the God of Harvest Harvest and Harvest Harvest? Due to the advancement of science and technology in recent years, such as artificial rainfall and greenhouse planting, no one worships the Harvest Harvest and Harvest God. He said that he lost his sense of professional identity and resigned directly.
Shan Xiaobei:......
Emperor: Shan Xiaobei, I order you to go down to earth and ask them to return to the Immortal Capital and resume their duties!
Little Pei Si: Mother, why do those statues have a piece of red cloth on their heads?
Mother: To thank God for his blessing.
Little Pei Si applied a handful of red powder from the incense on a bamboo stick, and added a fragrant red veil to the plain-clothed priestess who fulfilled his little wish in an inconspicuous picture of a god.
Shan Xiaobei OS: Oops, why did I put my magic on this man? I have no choice but to show up and fool him!
Shan Xiaobei: Congratulations!
Pei Si: What do you congratulate me on?
Shan Xiaobei: Congratulations on being admitted to the God Realm and becoming my exclusive priest agent!
Pei Si stared blankly at the Priestess in plain clothes and a fragrant red gauze in front of him, and could no longer take his eyes away...
Purpose: Face up to social pressure, reduce burdens and live a healthy life
