
The Dead Bai Yueguang Was Unearthed
死去的白月光出土了
by Guangxi Old Watch (广西老表)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 739k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The traitor Jiang Xi was unearthed! Unearthed configuration: a scorched corpse, plus a system to charm all living beings. Fascinate all sentient beings? A detailed list of his achievements in his life: angering the late emperor to death, becoming a bandit, cheating in examinations, forming cliques for personal gain, playing political tricks, surrendering to the enemy and treason. He is so suspected by thousands of people, is it possible to charm all sentient beings? However, he still dared to do so in this life. Unexpectedly, he was arrested and imprisoned, and was led to the guillotine. Just as the guillotine was falling, the emperor pardoned him with an imperial edict, but there was a price. The emperor asked him to sneak into the palace to make a fuss about the now-famous and world-famous imperial hero, Prince Xiao Qian. The throne of the emperor was originally passed on to Xiao Qian, but there were rumors that Xiao Qian was greedy for his beauty. The late emperor was angry with him and drove Hexi to depose Xiao Qian. The throne was passed to the third prince, and Xiao Qian became the prince. What a ridiculous scandal! Emperor: "If a hero and a treacherous minister get tired of being together every day, their reputation will be ruined. Go and make him look bad!" Haha, the most clichéd drama of brothers fighting each other. Jiang Xi originally looked down on the underhanded tactics, but in order to save his life, he obediently became the emperor's eagle dog and sneaked into the palace to start the "Prince's plan to make trouble". Unexpectedly, the innocent and harmless prince who was a head shorter than himself has now grown into a beautiful woman with eight-pack abs and a small waist, the most beautiful woman in Saipan'an in the capital, and launched a "treacherous minister trapping plan" against him. Ha? Why didn't I tell you about this kind of benefit before I came here? He is not an honorable gentleman who sits still. Later, something difficult to describe happened. He, Jiang Xi, the most treacherous minister of Daqi, successfully reformed! Three years later, the emperor inspected the homework: "Have you ruined Xiao Qian?" Jiang Xi timidly said: "He was not disgraced, I was cleared." The emperor said with satisfaction: "Thank you for your hard work, brother and sister-in-law." What? It turned out that the real purpose of the emperor's order for him to sneak into the palace was to send him off. Depend on! You two brothers are really having fun and being dirty. Reading Guide ① The maniac in vest pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and plays a beautiful human attack (Xiao Qian) × the protective desire max healing Bai Yueguang Shou (Jiang Xi), both of them are cunning and cunning. In each other's eyes, they are cute babies that can't be carried on their shoulders or lifted by their hands. In fact, they both kill each other indiscriminately. ②1V1, at the end of the year, mutual favor, the ending is he, the king of heaven is coming, it is also 1v1. The emotional line is simple, it's just a matter of awakening sooner or later. Anyway, you can't meet someone who is too amazing when you are young, otherwise you will be in trouble for the rest of your life. Huan Tuofeng is sweet when it is not bitter. ————Pre-receipt copy of "Live Broadcast Assassination of Evil Sect Attack Novelist"———— Zhuang Youyu is a sister-controller. On his 20th birthday, he confessed to his sister, whom he had secretly loved for a long time, but was rejected because his sister happened to be in love with a Jinjiang pornographic female author who wrote "On the Master's Thirty-six Routines". My sister's eyes sparkled and she said, "A novelist who can write such beautiful stories must be a sunny, cheerful and loving girl." After he returned home, he cried for three days. On the fourth day, he turned black. You like danmei authors, don't you? You like the aloof master, don't you? Do you like homosexuals? Zhuang Youyu opened Jinjiang Literature City angrily and became a dark porn author. Pen name: Shenhai Sangbiao Published a new article: "On Master's Seventy-Two Ways to Eat" Unexpectedly, the novel unexpectedly became popular. He forwarded the novel to his sister, and then turned around and wrote about the master as a scumbag who destroyed beautiful things and made readers who like to read dandy novels angry to death. : Damn, the author must have an antisocial personality, what kind of stupid thing did he write! : The master is seriously OOC, and the author is purely disgusting! : I don't want to scold the author, because I'm afraid it will make him happy. … The reader scolded Hong Wen, which really made him feel happy, and he became more enthusiastic about writing. The latest chapter is as follows: Master was bewitched by love, and was humiliated by a vicious dog apprentice for three days and three nights on his wedding night. The article was scheduled to be published at midnight. The next day Zhuang Youyu woke up to check the article and found that the content had changed. It became: Master stabbed his apprentice to death and washed the wedding room with blood! "Which bastard logged into my account and changed the content!" But it doesn't matter, there are countless ways to torture the master, just resurrecting the disciple will do. He was about to write about the master's resurrected disciple being brutally raped, but unexpectedly a sword exuding cold air was suddenly placed across his neck. "You write." Zhuang Youyu trembled with fright, and when he turned his head, he saw a handsome man in ancient costume with an air of immortality and murderous intent. "You? Are you Master... Master?!" Ping ping ping ping ping rang, he was beaten so hard by his master that he lay on the ground unable to get up. After that, the novel was automatically updated every day, and the content was about the days when he worked fearfully as a slave to his master. Readers praised the article for its coolness, and the collection went up to 100,000 yuan! Zhuang Youyu wanted to cry, but he thought of a superb way to take revenge on his master. After all, the author was the creator of the paper man, and he wanted to sell his master to Haitang. After getting along for a while, Master learned to surf the Internet and accidentally clicked on Zhuang Youyu's little secret to sell him. Although the text has not been written yet, the vicious copywriting has already said everything... OK, very good. The next day, Zhuang Youyu crawled out of his master's bed, rubbing his waist and crying, opened Jinjiang, and received the station message. The content of Chapter 100 of your work "On Master's Seventy-Two Ways to Eat" is suspected of illegal content. Please use examples and conduct a self-examination and modification of this chapter in accordance with the website's review standards. Thirty thousand words, harmony. No, who filled in his name in the receiving column? ! - Father Zhuang and Mother Zhuang: "We will never allow you to be together. What future is there? The core of the continuation and development of human civilization is reproduction!" Master: "I'm pregnant." Dad Zhuang:? Zhuang Ma:? ? Zhuang Youyu:? ? ? - 1A bad person, vengeful and obsessed with wealth [2] Attack to give birth to a child, there is a special egg-laying technique in the world of immortality, don't touch it if it is like thunder. 2024.12.16 Stay Those who love others will always be loved by others; those who sell others will always be sold by others. Mission: Work together to create a beautiful home.






When will the Doctor get off the horse? () I have been misunderstood.
I can't help but relive it again, ugh [crying]