Cao Cao, who had just failed in another battle, suddenly ran into a Taoist priest. The Taoist priest deceived Cao Cao that there was an immortal in Nanshan. He ordered Xiahou Dun to go and found an "immortal" who was neither human nor ghost?
No matter, kidnap him!
Immortal:? ? ? Who are you? ! Let me go!
Cao Cao: (Evil smile) Immortal, come on, give me the elixir of life, millions of soldiers, food and grass all over the ground, quickly!
The immortal waved his hand: I can take you through the universe at most, and I am not an immortal, and I can't help you change history.
Cao Cao:?
From then on, the immortal took Cao Cao to meet all kinds of people. Although he hardly helped Cao Cao, he was happy. What did he understand, or maybe it saved his heart?
Who knows, this is just a hilarious article, mixed with various personal time-travel settings and various CPs, and there are custom characters throughout the text. The time-travel setting can refer to Rick's Multiverse (?)
Note: Immortals are not time travellers, and please don't get hung up on history. I'm just here to spread sugar.
No matter what, I enjoyed watching it, I don't like it by mistake, thank you very much.
Concept: Funny (?) Knife (?)