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Xu Linian's midnight flight landed in Jiangcheng and he hailed a car.
"What's the last number of your mobile phone?"
"0222."
Xu Linian discovered that the driver was wearing the captain's uniform.
"Are you the captain of SA5306?"
"Yes, is there a problem?"
"No..."
Are all the captains doing side jobs these days?
*
Duan Mofan lost a bet with his friends and was forced to be a ride-hailing driver. The passenger he picked up brought a guzheng, and he was told to be careful, but it was still broken.
"You set a loss and I'll pay."
"One million."
"How much?"
Does he have the words "big wronged" written on his face, do you think he is so easy to cheat?
*
Later, Xu Linian served as a guzheng accompanist for a popular singer's concert and toured many cities.
During the singing session of a certain show, the big-screen camera scanned Duan Mofan in the first row of the VIP area, and tens of thousands of people exclaimed, "So handsome."
As a result, he couldn't sing a word, and was criticized for being a waste of time for a passerby to occupy such a good position.
The singer asked him if he had anything to say.
He pointed to the back of the stage, his eyes were affectionate, and shouted loudly: "Xu Linian, I love you!"
Small Theater
One day there was heavy wind and rain, and flights were delayed extensively. There was only one plane at the empty airport that took off hard and swayed left and right.
Stranded passenger: I'll use dry land to pull onions!
Passengers on the plane: Yue~~Is the captain in a hurry to get off work?
Captain Duan: Yeah! Leave work early to catch her concert.
Xu Linian, who learned about the situation: I heard that we encountered wind shear and it was very dangerous.
Captain Duan: It's okay. There was a warning for wind shear, but you didn't.
Reading Guide
1.1V1, double C, HE
2. Civil aviation captain VS guzheng player.
3. Handsome in appearance but dedicated in reality VS gentle in appearance but tough and sensitive in heart
4. Easy and cheerful emotional cookies.
5. The protagonist is not perfect. If you don't like it, just point it out. Don't complain!
6. In the small theater, the aircraft must have met the take-off conditions before it can take off, and air traffic control will release it.
Intention: happiness takes off
