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Xiao Xuzhou passed through the book and became the butler of the second male lead in the erotic novel that his sister forced him to read.
In the original book, the gentle and gentle male lead Xie Luoshu finally watched the two fall in love, unwilling to disturb them, and hid alone. Finally, he was depressed and spent the rest of his life in madness. His housekeeper was also killed by mistake because of his mental disorder.
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In order to save his own life, Xiao Xuzhou, who had the script in hand, directly sent his young master to the variety show "Love, Love, Land" with the protagonist, Gong Shou.
Unexpectedly, Xie Luoshu backhanded him and packed up the housekeeper as well.
Forget it, the one who gets closer to the water first gets the moon. This time, he will help Xie Luoshu regain everything that the author of the original book did not give him!
Xiao Xuzhou tried his best to bring Xie Luoshu and the protagonist Shou Ning Nanzhi together in the variety show, thinking that everything was safe, but once he went online, he found that there seemed to be something wrong with the direction of things.
Netizen:
[Oh my God, Xie Luoshu and Xiao Xuzhou are so good! ! !
[What kind of immortals are these two people! Mom, I did it for real!
[Treasure CP! No loss in investing! ! ! !
Even his and Xie Luoshu's CPs became so popular that they became the most popular ones in variety shows!
Xiao Xuzhou silently typed: Don't you think Xie Luoshu and Ning Nanzhi are delicious?
Soon his comment section exploded:
[Are the sisters doing something about the Arctic Circle?
[I always thought Ning Nanzhi was blocking the cabinet door, so the opponent pointed...]
[Is this some new Lalang CP?
[Sisters, are you new to the trap? Do you want to come and read books? Look at their eyes, ah! Immortal product~]
Xiao Xuzhou:......
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Xiao Xuzhou "forcibly kissed" Xie Luoshu after getting drunk one day. When I woke up the next morning, I held my cell phone and cried to the netizen Fallbook.
He wanted to sneak out quietly, but when he arrived in the living room, he bumped into the protagonist Xie Luoshu last night.
He was sitting on the sofa, looking at his phone leisurely. When he saw Xiao Xuzhou coming, he got up and stood in front of him.
Xiao Xuzhou accidentally saw Xie Luoshu's cell phone screen that was on.
The bright book has a super-talking page.
There is also a particularly eye-catching 18-level big fan logo behind his trumpet.
Xiao Xuzhou:?
Xie Luoshu didn't hold back and clicked on a video edited by CPF. The two people in the picture were so close that they could almost touch each other.
His eyes inadvertently fell on Xiao Xuzhou's red ears, with a hint of smile.
"They said we two are immortals."
"Do you want to verify it?"
Xiao Xuzhou: "What, what do you mean..."
"It means," Xie Luoshu nonchalantly blocked his escape route, posting the video closer than the two in the processed video, and his voice was a little lazy, "Xiao Xuzhou, we have already kissed him, do you want to consider giving him a status?"
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Xie Luoshu spent twenty-eight years pretending to be a gentle and gentle young man.
Until one day, he accidentally followed a blogger named "Master's Breeding Manual" and watched the blogger go crazy every day, accusing his young master of not being smart and not understanding love at all.
Then he discovered that this blogger was actually his butler!
Xie Luoshu closed his phone: I heard that some people think that I am not enlightened?
Xiao Xuzhou (playing dumb): Who is it?
Xie Luoshu came closer with a smile and placed a kiss on Xiao Xuzhou's lips.
"This way, aren't you enlightened?"
Xiao Xuzhou was stunned by the kiss: "Open, open..."
Xie Luoshu shook his head seriously: "But I still don't think it's enough."
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Cover thanks: Human Quietness
Screenshot of the first version of the copy on 2023.11.28
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"Your Samoyed's coat is dirty"
Zhang Zimu's Samoyed recently learned a new skill - opening doors by himself.
So every time it couldn't rest any longer, it would open the door and go out for a walk, and it always came back dirty.
Zhang Zimu helplessly looked at the series of dog paw prints and the yellowed coat of the Samoyed at home, and resignedly gave his ancestor a bath and then mopped the floor.
Until one day when he was bathing his Samoyed, he discovered that his Samoyed seemed to have gained weight? !
Later, Zhang Zimu invited Zhou Xingyuan, a college student who had just moved across the street, to his home for dinner. As soon as the Samoyed saw him, he abandoned himself and circled around the new neighbor.
Although Samoyeds are enthusiastic by nature, this is too much! Stick! Come on! ! ! He even forgot about his biological father! !
Zhang Zimu was extremely depressed, looking at the man and the dog in front of him having fun, and then saw the Samoyed's fat figure.
Haha, the case was solved.
My own Samoyed pretended to be a stray and defrauded my new neighbor of a month's worth of dog food.
Zhang Zimu: "A son repays his debt to his father. If you have any requests in the future, just ask me."
Zhou Xingyuan nodded: "Remember it."
One late night, the door to the room was locked, and the Samoyed wanted to come in. The sound of pulling at the doorframe was particularly clear. Zhang Zimu knelt on the bed with his legs trembling, biting his lower lip and asked with difficulty: "What are you..."
Zhou Xingyuan hugged him from behind, and his lips seemed to brush against the tip of his ear unintentionally.
"Senior, I'm here to collect debt."
A certain dog: If everything is okay, then it's okay to do it again^v^!
A certain picture: Fuck (a kind of plant)…
A certain dog: Okay!
The wolf dog attacks in the lower year and the happy one in the upper year
Purpose: Don't mess with a marriage that is thousands of miles away
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Damn, I think I'm in trouble. I may not be able to read your articles for the next month. They're too boring. I have to work hard! A month later I came back strong with a scholarship, all you have to do is update! I love you so much (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~
Wow, congratulations on entering V! I've been thinking about how I can't get into V when I write so well.
Finished chasing, woo woo, looking forward to it
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
[Orange Candy] I've got it. It's great. Looking forward to the update! ! [Purple Sugar]kswl
Looking forward to the next development [empty bowl] [empty bowl]
The pair of stars are like sweet horses and sweet horses [Spreading Flowers]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Looking forward to the extra chapter [Star Eyes] with a hundred chapters to follow
Finished spreading flowers ah ah ah ah
You have been so diligent these past two days! !
Won the prize! ! ! So rare! As a senior, this is my first time being selected! !
Scatter flowers and write that the day lasts forever
What you wrote is so good, really, so good, it's like I watched a great TV series, it's great
Throw flowers! ! Good looking good looking
"Dyeing" is a big bug for the author~ Dye all over