Part1:
: Are gods an iron rice bowl?
: No?
: How do you know?
: Because I am the little fairy who will be demoted soon.
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As a little god with a KPI half as high and half as low as that of his senior brothers in Yue Lao Hall, Xianyu Sijiu was finally kicked to the heaven by Yue Lao who couldn't stand it anymore. In the human world, she honestly worked as a matchmaker and opened a Yuelao Club.
The first day in the world: With the mentality of studying hard and making progress every day, he went to the club next door to observe, but was taken away by the anti-pornography brigade... And a good-looking "technician" was also taken away with him.
The second day after coming to the human world: the "technician" appeared at the door of his store and asked to fill out a form for a blind date
On the third day after coming to the human world: the "technician" came with a cold face to deliver the funds for the blind date
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On the nth day in this world:
Si Jiu, manager of Yuelaodian Human World Branch: Why haven't you been arrested by the police yet?
Xie Yuheng, director of the Heavenly Court Bureau and captain of the human police station: Why didn't you, a liar, reveal your flaws and be arrested by me?
Part2:
As we all know, the director of the Tianting Administration Bureau does not consume food, oil or salt, and acts impartially and selflessly.
Therefore, his marriage was the top priority of Yuelao Palace.
Yue Lao said: Whoever can solve his life-long problem will directly meet the KPI in five years.
Si Jiu, who was in the same world with him, was eager to give it a try, but the moment he saw the photo, the epitaph had already been written.
Why is this person the "technician" who is deceived and abducted by me every day? ? ?
Part3：
Whenever someone asks Sijiu about his entrepreneurial journey,
He would say that it was a history of struggle of blood and tears.
The unlucky subordinate who was fed dog food Shen prayed: On the first day of starting your business, you accidentally tied up a man who was said to be the best in the world, and then used him as a living sign. From then on, the clubhouse of less than ten square meters was full of people, with people coming and going. Where did the blood and tears come from%￥#@*&
Then, this man became Si Jiu's old attacker.
Then, this man founded a wedding company for Si Jiu
And again and again, Si Jiuwo was receiving a steady stream of offerings at home and didn't want to go back to heaven at all.
What's wrong with being a little loser who eats and drinks?
Yue Laodian Xianyu Shou, who had to rush to the KPI and finally put himself in, vs. The director of the Heavenly Court Administration Bureau and the captain of the human police station, Diamond Single Wang Lao Yue Laodian's key target, Gong
ps: The whole text is fictitious and nonsense, please do not delve into it in depth.
Intention: If you don't work hard, your life will be hard.
