Ruthless attacker (Yan Sheng) VS talkative and money-loving person (Qiao Shiyi)
Passerby A: Master, what should I do if my man snores while sleeping?
Qiao Shiyi: It is indeed his fault.
Passerby B: Master, can I pass the exam this year?
Qiao Shiyi: As long as you work hard, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle.
Passerby C: Master, can you help me calculate my fate?
Qiao Shiyi: There is a time in life that must be there eventually, but there is no time in life, so don't force it.
One day, Qiao Shiyi suddenly ate a bunch of dirty stuff, and a cool boy with good looks stalked him.
Cool boy: Master, why don't you help me calculate this marriage?
Qiao Shiyi thought for a moment: Your wife must be a peerless beauty.
Cool boy nodded with satisfaction.
A year later, Qiao Shiyi clutched his stomach and cried that he shouldn't eat that dirty thing.
Five years later, Qiao Shiyi grabbed a handsome guy, raised his eyebrows and said: I am destined to be with you.
The handsome guy said: Do you still dare to say that? Did you lie to me that it took so long to have diarrhea? ? ?
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