I became a cat.
No, no, no, this sentence does not mean that I was hit by something and turned into a furry animal without any defense.
I was a witch, or at least I used to be, and then one day I finally decided to never be a human again.
The reason why I chose to become a cat is not because I like cats very much, but because everyone knows that I hate cats the most.
No one would have guessed that I, who hate cats the most, would choose to be a cat forever.
Being a cat is really good. I can bully men and women everywhere without any shame, tease the babies, flutter bats, and destroy the owl's nest everywhere.
I slept under Scarecrow's nose in class at Gotham University. Black Mask's men turned a blind eye to me when they lost the weapons they were transporting and a street fight broke out. I also sneaked into the Iceberg Restaurant and commented on the quality of Penguin's properties.
I even had a fight with a passing Kryptonian who tried to lift me out of a tree.
Oh, yes, clowns, and clowns.
For one reason or another, in short, according to Robin, who was the first to arrive at the scene, he was missing. There was only a little black cat at the scene, but the cat was definitely innocent.
And Maomao just got an extra spicy toy after that, and it has nothing to do with the clown.
In short, everything is happy after becoming a cat.
I simply can't think of any reason to be a human being.
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It is a relaxing product of the collapse of Xiu Wenxiu next door. It is updated according to circumstances and the plot has no logic.
The timeline and logic are very messy. In the early stage, I focus on Bat's family, and later on, depending on the situation, I can write whatever plot comes to mind.
The heroine is not a good person, and her outlook and morals are not very normal.
Some gl mentioned it, Ruduha.
Mainly DC, not sure if other IPs will be added.
Purpose: Avoiding cannot solve problems