A soft-hearted god vs. His nurturing humanoid robot boyfriend.
In the morning light, nineteen-year-old Bian Chen leaned on Jiang Xun's shoulder and pushed his head into the crook of Jiang Xun's neck, "Brother Xun, my little pink car was laughed at today. They said it's disgusting for grown men to drive pink cars."
"Ignore them, just be happy."
Two weeks later, Jiang Xun brought back every limited edition color of the same sports car and lined them up in front of Bian Chen. When it comes to falling in love, of course you have to pamper your little one to the heavens.
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"Are you really having an affair with Bian Chen? He is a robot, and he, he..." All civil and military officials in the court hesitated at Jiang Xun.
Jiang Xun: "He is a good boy. Don't talk about him like this, he will be sad."
The "good boy" dropped out of school at the age of 20 and provoked the Third World War at the age of 24. With one person's power, he turned the seven continents and five oceans upside down and changed the fate of mankind from then on.
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Many years later, Bian Chen's stern profile was soaked in the sunset. He looked at Jiang Xun, who had his eyes closed, and whispered: "Brother Xun, look, the world is back in my hands again... Please look at me again, okay?"
"... Mom. Get out of here." All the swear words Jiang Xun had ever used in his life were thrown at Bian Chen.
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Shou: Full marks for human beings, crazy internal friction
Gong: Crazy and crazy, I drag Ming Sao on every day, but... Hey, I still won't say it anymore.
Attacking in the next year, living just to compete.
Intention: think about it