I heard that you traveled through time? Soul or body?
Me: Soul time travel, but I am two years older than before I time travel.
So, where is the crossing?
Me: Brothel, and I just lost my virginity a few hours ago.
The plot is very vulgar, so are you surrounded by beautiful men?
Me: Yes, but all the handsome men want to kill me.
Describe the hero's character?
Me: Abnormal, scary, and mentally insane...
Do you have any skills?
Me: Killing pigs and cleaning toilets are my strengths for survival.
Do you have a favorite food from ancient times?
Me: Drink men's blood every month. The author said it can strengthen yin.
I heard this article is HE?
Me: That's true. After I died in the ending written by the author, everyone was very happy.
Please introduce this article?
Me: Although I'm not a heroine, I've been so bad that I was almost cut into pieces and had my feces taken out, but...
Okay, I decided not to read this article, poof! ! ! !
Author's monologue: If this article doesn't look good, please ask God to turn me into a puppy! ! !
Reader: Really? Oh my God, I finally found a good article!
Author's monologue: Woof woof woof!
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