The Bomb Human Body Wants to Be Full

Bomb King is an ordinary bomb. From the perspective of a bomb, he watched the rice flower town blow up into popcorn every day and live a boring life. Just as he once again watched boredly as the bomber who failed to detonate himself knelt down and repented and cried under the detective's touch, he suddenly transformed into a human bomber. ——From then on, the human life of three days of starvation and nine meals began. * Facing Gin who had just detonated his "breakfast", Mr. Bomb held up a bomb that was a perfect replica of the opponent's bomb, gritting his teeth and looking earnest: "Sir, do you want to buy a bomb?" In the black organization, Bomb-kun was at a loss when the furious Gin pointed a gun at his forehead. ——Then instinctively connected the gunpowder in the gun. Gin pulls the trigger: "... Pfft." On this day, Vodka understood what deathly silence was. * As the future light of the winery, Mr. Bomb happily issued tasks to his three younger brothers: The three fake wines fell into silence as they looked at the task of "Placing a bomb at the Metropolitan Police Department" in the email. So, after decisively refusing, I received a reply full of resentment: Ten points. The counterfeit wines were shocked. Just when they thought the new boss's assessment had started— Very useless. Counterfeit wines: "..." * On the one hand, he was frantically eating the organization's bombs in the winery, and on the other hand, he was feasting openly and openly in the Metropolitan Police Department as the "Bomb Disposal Ace". Because he always said "I'm not a human being", Mr. Bomb, who was thought to have had his head blown up, gave him a thumbs up: "Hiccup." ———— Ps: 1. The private timeline is different from the original time. Private Hagiwara was not killed in the bombing, but lay there for several months 2. It is a funny and fast-paced novel, the reasoning is illogical, and the characters cannot be guaranteed not to be OOC. It's a brainless and cool article, have fun with it, don't take it seriously 3. There is no emotional line, and the text does not lose track. Purpose: Rely on hard work to create success