Let's make a pre-receipt first: "The Difficult Renting Career of a Painter in Ancient Times"
Still in ancient times, the daily life of a painter who "started his own business" and opened up a new track, and a landlord who has not been able to get a job after three years of "taking public exams" are having a lot of fun~ The copy is placed at the bottom.
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A serious illness awakened Li Shuwan's memories of her previous life, and her dedicated forensic career was unforgettable to her.
She decided to change careers with little hesitation.
After searching a large amount of literature (referring to the time-travel farming articles she had read) and conducting detailed practical experiments (burning through the iron pot and destroying the stove), she finally chose cutting a hole, a career with great development prospects.
Li Shuwan: Look at my meat, it's cut big, thin and translucent!
Chu Zhao: Well, no wonder the dissection of the body was so straightforward.
Li Shuwan: Look at my plate arrangement. It's exquisite and innovative!
Chu Zhao: Oh, that's why the stitches on corpses can be so tight and beautiful.
The cause of cutting off the pier will collapse in the middle.
Li Shuwan never gave up, so she decided to change her profession and become a traveling doctor!
The failure was that these ancient people seemed to trust her skills in dissecting corpses more than prescribing medicines.
It doesn't matter, she can still be a painter!
It seems a little unlucky to draw someone else after failing to draw a murderer's face?
Li Shuwan: Ignorance! Ignorance! I must change my career to show you!
++Chu Zhao: Li Shuwan, I don't have to ask you for an autopsy, but can you remain indifferent to the murder? Can you just sit back and watch the murderer escape? Can you bear the thought of the deceased dying in vain?
Li Shuwan:...
I examine myself three times every day: Did I succeed in changing careers today? Should I change careers today? Which line should I switch to today?
In fact, it is a folk novel about Li Shuwan eating, drinking, and solving crimes in Daning Dynasty.
It is slow to develop, the suspense reasoning is shallow and ignorant, and the whole text contains a lot of "private goods".
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Reasons for participation: The time-traveling female forensic doctor was very resistant to the job of forensic doctor/living person due to her previous work experience, and has been changing careers. However, after many cases, she finally realized that no matter whether she was a forensic doctor or not, she could not turn a blind eye to the innocent souls who died. She broke through the inner barriers and finally completed her inner transformation and growth.
"The Painter's Difficult Tenant Life in Ancient Times":
Liu Ziang took the exam for three consecutive years but failed to land. His own work was sporadic, and his income was really unstable. In order to avoid having nothing to do, he thought of splitting his small courtyard in half and renting out half of it to supplement his family income.
Finally, a tenant came, claiming to be a painter. Liu Ziang agreed when he saw that she was pretty, elegant and a cultured person. Who would have thought that this man is only gentle on the surface, loves to play, is a glutton and a slovenly man, attracts cats and dogs, and even brings women into his home! Except for those hands and one stroke of painting, there is nothing left!
Liu Ziang originally thought of kicking her out, but in the end he couldn't bear the few cents in rent. Not only did he compromise repeatedly, he also had to wipe her butt again and again——
The painter cooked a meal and burned the pot:
Liu Ziang buys pot and keeps accounts: Li Yanjing, the rent will be increased next month!
The painter ran out of gold, stone and paint and went digging in the mountain, but ended up breaking his leg:
Liu Ziang had no choice but to take care of him: Li Yanjing, the rent will be raised next month!
An artist almost went to jail because his paintings made others jealous:
Liu Ziang worked hard to recruit people: Li Yanjing, the rent will be increased next month!
After several attempts, the painter became helpless and said to Liu Ziang: If you keep increasing the rent, I really can't afford it! I want to move!
Liu Ziang wondered whether he would like to move or not!
The painter did not move, but she would paint a portrait of Liu Ziang when he was angry. After drawing one box after another, she got tired of the drawings: "I have drawn the most pictures of you in my life! It's not interesting at all. I won't draw any more! I won't draw any more in the next life!"
Then the next time Liu Ziang looked cold, she would use the painting to coax him.
Liu Ziang originally thought that he would have to wipe the painter's butt for the rest of his life, but who knew that he would be the one causing trouble this time.
He couldn't handle this anymore.
Liu Ziang blocked the knife coming from beside him and wiped the painter's tears. For the first time, he didn't say to raise the rent, but told her to run quickly. Then he pushed her out hard, turned around and pulled out the knife behind him——
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Li Yanjing is a painter who is still in college. Her classmates praise her for her superb skills and her exquisite use of colors. The teacher says that she is full of craftsmanship and is extremely stupid!
Li Yanjing said to his heart that a well-fed man does not know a hungry man is hungry. How many grains of rice can spiritual energy be exchanged for? Party A's father is the God of Wealth!
But she still shouldn't slander the teacher. As soon as she finished speaking, her vision went dark, and she turned around and walked into the Dafeng Dynasty, which she had never heard of or seen before——
She has never heard of Dafeng, there is a crazy person here!
Li Yanjing went crazy, but she didn't dare not to fill her stomach. She had no advantage in being good at everything, so she could only pick up the paintbrush and eat.
What can I draw?
A certain oiran wanted to become famous in the oiran competition, so he paid a lot of money for paintings——
Li Yanjing: I draw characters that are lifelike, expressive with facial expressions, and as beautiful as gods!
A certain wealthy businessman wanted to customize a secret boudoir scene for his little girl——
Li Yanjing: I am well-informed and can grasp my movements accurately. I guarantee that I will be the only one!
A certain Dali Temple young minister: I want you to draw a murderer——
Li Yanjing: This... Is not impossible, you have to pay more.
Li Yanjing patted his bulging wallet, and then looked at the narrow-faced landlord next door who had failed the public service exam for three years. How could this not be considered a kind of self-employment?
Narrow-faced landlord: Bah! I was squeezed out of my quota, that's why I didn't get ashore! Besides, I am dedicated to justice and the pursuit of ideals. What about you, what do you have?
Li Yanjing: How do you know that my ideal is not painting?
Who would have thought that painters in the 21st century would pick up their love for painting when they arrived in the Dafeng Dynasty! She painted the continuous drizzle, the hard work of the leader, the beautiful rivers and mountains, and also painted her mean landlord who clamored for a rent increase every day and refused to go ashore for three years after taking the public examination!
Liu Ziang: I told you that I was squeezed out of my quota, I...
Li Yanjing: You really nailed the key points!
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Intention: Eat well, live well, and please be happy
Reader comments
Www is really well written...
I would like to know if this is adapted from the author's personal experience?
Www is really well written...
I would like to know if this is adapted from the author's personal experience?