The ghostly generation of immortal cultivators, the lord of both immortal and demonic worlds, respected by millions of monks, actually had his soul pierced through one after he ascended to heaven——
Turtle? ? ?
She stared at her big dark eyes and struggled with her green front legs, trying to turn back into a human.
But in vain, she was grabbed by the turtle shell and thrown into the water tank. She became a randomly assigned spirit pet in the variety show "Spiritual Pet, Spiritual Pet Changes", and was about to be assigned to the guests participating in the show. The task was to turn into a human after being fed by the guests.
Jiang Ge - the top actor, an evergreen tree in the entertainment industry, the flower of the high mountains, there has never been any scandal since his debut, he has cultivated in the alchemy stage, has hundreds of millions of fans, and is the white moonlight of countless people.
Jiang Ge glanced at Gui Lie, who was desperately crawling out of the water tank, and said to the director of the program, "The other guests are all rabbits, cats, or foxes. How come I turned into a bastard?"
Gui Lie opened his mouth and cursed: Grandson Gui, you are the bastard!
After being claimed by Jiang Ge, she discovered that Jiang Ge was actually her apprentice in her previous life, and... He also had a crush on herself.
So... Awkward
I have lived in cold and cold life for thousands of years, and I have never been so embarrassed!
Ghosts don't want to become human even if they live or die.
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Halfway through the variety show, the other guests' spiritual pets have all turned into human forms, but Gui Lie is still spreading his limbs in the water tank, swimming and swimming...
Jiang Ge grabbed her tail, picked her up, and yelled at her harshly, "I made so much spiritual food with my own hands, why don't you become a human!"
Gui Lie showed off his special skill - shrinking his head.
Django was angry and stopped feeding her anything.
Gui Lie was so hungry that he had to turn into a human and sneak out to find food, which was captured by the show's camera.
The director excitedly ran over with the video and said to Jiang Ge, "Teacher Jiang, your spiritual pet has become a human. Look, she is still a cold and beautiful woman."
When Jiang Ge saw the person in the video, his eyes became darker and darker.
He respectfully held Gui Lie to the middle of the table.
Gui Lie: Grandson Gui, do you want to make turtle soup? What kind of trouble is this?
Jiang Ge laid out the banquet for the Han Dynasty, and gently tapped the turtle's head with his fingers to discuss, "Can you... Can you change it again?"
Gui Lie shrinks his head every day, burrows into his shell, and after thinking for a moment, he becomes——
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Yes, it's a cosplay version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a turtle head, turtle limbs, and a turtle shell on its back, but it can walk and stand.
Django:……………………
The hot search exploded instantly, and the flower of the high mountain was ridiculed by the crowd
#laughing too much, the male god's spiritual pet turned into a turtle man
#Little knowledge, the appearance of a spiritual pet is inversely proportional to the appearance of the owner.
After being ridiculed by the crowd, the top male star of "Flower of the High Mountain" spread an incredible scandal
#The top male star is actually in love with the turtle spiritual pet and stays with him every day, and then there is a picture of the tortoise looking at mung beans below.
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Love to complain about the sand sculpture Oogway Spiritual Pet vs. The Flower of the High Mountain, the top actor
The cold and arrogant cultivator vs. The loyal apprentice who has been infatuated with him for thousands of years.
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Jiang Ge knew in his last life that he was a disciple picked up casually by his master and never taken seriously.
In order for Master to look at him more, he risked his life to save Master's favorite sister. Before he died, he sent his last cry for help to Master, but Master did not appear...
The background of aura recovery in modern society, but not the upgrading process of cultivating immortals
Realm levels: Qi refining stage, foundation building stage, elixir formation stage, Nascent Soul stage, spirit transformation stage, void refining stage, integration stage, Mahayana stage, and finally transcending tribulations and ascending.
Reading tips:
1. After Gui Lie transformed into a human, her combat strength reached a ceiling that no one could match (in the whole text, she is the only one who transformed into an immortal, and the others are all immortal cultivators)
2. A man has a crush on a woman
Short story, but complete story line
Intention: See yourself, see heaven and earth, see all living beings
