What Is the Probability of Finding a Magician in the Kitchen?

#The snail boy who suddenly appeared claimed to be a magician# Kou Han's world is full of absolute rationality. As the youngest associate professor at Pyongyang University, he built everything around him based on probability theory. The probability of passing the college entrance examination to Pingyang University was 98.99%, So he chose Pingyang University; The probability of finding a teaching position abroad was 12.07%, So he chose to stay in school; The probability of finding a male partner of his choice is 0.001%, So he chose to be single... One morning, he woke up and found a "snail boy" in the kitchen. He had dazzling red hair and claimed to be a magician. The probability of this happening is definitely less than one in a billion, theoretically infinitely close to zero, so absolutely! None! Can! Able! Kou Han just thought it was some kind of prank game and asked indifferently: "What do you want from me?" The handsome boy across from him scratched his unconventional red hair, grinned shyly and rogue, revealing his neat and shiny white teeth: "I want your kiss." "..." Kou Han gave him a "kiss", but with his fist. . Later, The magical boy shamelessly asked him under the moonlight: "Teacher Kou, can you help me calculate what is the probability of getting a kiss from you today?" Kou Han rushed to apply for the project materials and replied without raising his head: "You and I are like two parallel lines, want to intersect? The probability is 0." Later, The magical boy appeared in front of Kou Han covered in blood, with the same deadpan expression as before: "Teacher Kou, can you help me calculate what is the probability of getting a kiss from you today?" Kou Han still had no expression on his face, but he approached him with red eyes: "In non-Euclidean geometry, the probability of two parallel lines intersecting is 100%." The young man held his face and kissed him hard without any explanation. When they separated, he looked aggrieved: "Don't drive me away again..." -[Food Guide]- 1V1, cookie. In an imaginary world, mathematics related is only for the plot and should not be taken seriously. Magic boy attacks x university teacher -[Final article]- "I heard that Zhuge Liang got first place in the exam again" # MaleCollege Student's Daily Life# There is no CP in modern campuses, essays on group portraits of sand sculptures, and instant noodles "What are we talking about when we talk about a gift from heaven?" Bamboo horses fall from the sky, broken mirrors reunite, healing cookies Integrity and bravery, ace pilot attacks sensitive young master, code breaker Motto: As long as there is love, everything is possible