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As the world-famous Monkey King, after being suppressed by Wuzhishan for 500 years, Brother Monkey finally decided to give Heaven a face and planned to escape first and then find a way to stab him in the back.
Brother Monkey: I want to laugh when I think of being held down and beaten by my old grandson again in Heaven. It's just a temporary show of weakness, and I won't lose the demon!
But Brother Monkey never expected that the condition of Heaven's release was to escort a monk to the West.
Joke? Is that what the Great Sage Qitian would do?
Brother Monkey didn't even think about it and refused immediately.
Then in front of Brother Monkey, the monk smashed Wuzhishan with one stick.
Monkey Brother:......
Brother Monkey: Yes, that's what I can do.
Small theater:
Liu Er: Sun Houhou, you should...
Brother Monkey looked at the monkey in front of him that was exactly the same as himself, and his fiery eyes burst out with a burst of light. Liu Er was startled and subconsciously closed his mouth.
Brother Monkey: Don't say anything. I understand. I'll go back to Huaguoshan and you go to Tang Monk's place.
Liuer:? ? ?
Small Theater 2:
One day, the young men held a meeting about how to backstab Tianting.
Brother Monkey: That's right, I, Old Sun, have a plan! Anyway, first this and then that!
Erwu Zai No. 1: What you said is very good, I agree.
Erwu Zai No. 2: It's okay, but let's agree first that I have to deal with the tower base.
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As a person born in the dark cyber world, Tang Sanzian always knew that he was different. Everyone in this world has their own companion weapon, and he is no exception.
And his companion weapon - a Gatling with unlimited bullets.
After confirming the accompanying weapons, the entire Buddhist community who adopted him fell silent.
Because he had kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and a little cinnabar mole between his eyebrows, and looked like he was destined to be a Buddha, everyone thought that his accompanying weapon would be a Zen staff or a wooden fish or something.
However, Tang Sanzong, who was holding Gatling, felt that it was not a big problem, and he was very active in using his companion weapon to transform others. He would always be on the front line of transforming people.
However, as his reputation grew, everyone began to avoid Tang San's burial. Just when he was thinking about how he could continue to transform the world, Tang Sanzong suddenly traveled to a world where many people needed to be transformed.
So he "happily" embarked on the journey to the West to learn scriptures.
Tang San Burial: Wow.
Tang Sanyan: So, this benefactor, are you willing to convert to Buddhism? Or... The poor monk will send you to see the Buddha now?
The monster whose head was pressed by Gatlin:...
Tang Sanyan: Huh? Is the poor monk a little hard to hear? Is it unwillingness?
Monster: I do! ! !
Demining:
[Don't ask, just ask: Tang San is the strongest in burial]
[The burial was intentional]
[This article is a sand sculpture text, the characters are many different and even subversive, please point out if you don't like it]
[The cyber world view is about resistance, and the protagonist is his own faction, so if you don't like it, please give it a thumbs up]
[The author has a glassy heart, so you don't need to tell me if you want to abandon your article. There are thousands of good articles in Jinjiang]
Purpose: I hope everyone will be happy watching it