The alien species SD1001 was horrified to discover that it had taken over the body of a young Earth human.
Article 1 of the "Star Abyss Convention" stipulates that SD super-dangerous species are strictly prohibited from manipulating, possessing, and parasitizing the bodies of other living beings. It has no memory of what happened before sleeping, and the body it occupies is also empty-headed and has no memory at all.
The inexplicably illegal SD1001: *screams*twists*and (physically) splits*crawls*
The amnesia version of Lan Tang who witnessed the whole process of 1001 going crazy: Awesome SAN CHECK
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When Lan Tang was awake, he was lying in the ruins of the building after the explosion, holding a child's wrist bone tightly with his right hand.
He lost most of his past memories, and his thin survival instinct reminded him to leave the scene as soon as possible. He decided to take the children beside him with him.
The next second he made the decision, he saw the guy's body split open, screaming and squirming around in darkness.
The scene when they first met was so disturbing that for the next few years, Lan Tang would get off work as a PM during the day and press the adopted little monster on the bench at night, teaching him earnestly:
1. When staying in bed, you cannot sleep with your head on the bed and let your body go to school alone;
2. There is no need to take off the ears when pretending not to hear the leader;
3. You cannot dismantle body parts and give them to competitors next door for research;
4. Humans eat with their mouths, not their necks, palms, belly buttons, or stuffing food directly into their stomachs;
5. Don't believe the wild curses on the roadside that say you are a curse;
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Earthlings are not removable, remember it quickly!
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Years later, Verlaine would always think of the afternoon when he set foot on the East Asian island country to look for his brothers.
Verlaine: Mo Guang, Zhong Ye, we are the only ones of the same kind!
Protagonist: How did you find out that I am not human! (Screaming in horror) (Crawling in darkness) (Limbs disintegrating in place)
Verlaine: ...
Tips:
1. The protagonist is a light comedy, and the real body is made up by me;
2. The human protagonist's name is Tachibana Suemitsu, his fighting skills are not good but his vitality is very strong;
3. There is an arrow, but the CP is hard to tell. After all, he is an inhuman alien star god. He may still be single by the end, and there is no secondary CP in the whole text;
4. It's not a relief, but really no one except the bad guys will take advantage of it;
5. Human society is too difficult to understand, and the protagonist may be a little clumsy at times.
Intention: A good life depends on one's own efforts
