[Zhu Wenye] How to Survive Under the Attack of Dazai

Copywriting: All changes started on that day. On the night of my 16th birthday, I looked out the window at the night view of Yokohama and made a wish. "I hope to have a companion with whom I can share secrets, read comics, listen to music with a pair of headphones... Who can only be seen by me." When I woke up, a handsome young man with black hair and wild eyes sat beside my bed. He tilted his head with a smile and said in a flirtatious tone, "Hi, Asagiri, my name is Dazai Osamu, your sweetheart, and I will give you more advice from now on~" Me: "...?" Hahaha, don't bully me for not being interested in Liben literature. Osamu Dazai is the author of "Disqualification in the World", I still know this! However, since then, my world has undergone earth-shaking changes—— All the literary masterpieces on the bookshelves disappeared without a trace, replaced by the three-legged situation in Yokohama; While walking on the road, I came across a scene where superpowers were fighting each other. While fishing, I caught a bandage wasting device floating along the Tsurumi River. The good citizen who helped the old lady cross the road just passed by was one of the mafia cadres. The handsome guy who competed with me for the strawberry fortune almost discovered the "guardian elf" following me; In order to get a chance to breathe, I went to Yoneka Town. I was shocked by the power of the famous Death and my world view was once again overturned. I had to return to the embrace of Yokohama... At the end, I was overwhelmed and went to the Armed Detective Agency without telling Osamu Dazai to prepare a report. Halfway through, I suddenly realized that the bandage spirit who was sending me an invitation to commit suicide seemed to be exactly the same as the black mud spirit at home in every aspect! Me: "... The world will be destroyed." Reading guide: 1. Relaxing and happy cookie, the main text is Ye, comprehensive Conan, the main text is third person 2. The CP leader will kill, but the two will kill Shura Field. OOC is inevitable, please understand. Motto: "There is no need to express deep love as long as a long companionship."