Copywriting of this article:
[The skinny, slutty and pretentious Bking Gong × the boss Shou who protects his shortcomings with double standards and loves to act]
Bai Hu has been very self-aware since he was a child, and has always believed that he is the only handsome man in the world.
He is narcissistic and stinky. After listening to a few rainbow farts from the homeless man, he happily accepted the 729 subway coins, so...
[Ding! Dear passengers, welcome to the 729 subway train. Please stand steady and carry your hands, feet and head with you to avoid losing them. ]
Although he unexpectedly entered the world of infinite flow, Bai Hu still maintained his original intention of being a stinker and carried forward the virtue of narcissism.
He took photos when the haunted house was on fire, and he dressed up when the subway exploded.
When humans think, God laughs.
When Bai Hu pretends to be cool, God will reflect.
——The Creator is deeply doubting how he was created.
Bai Hu takes the Infinite Flow World as his own and lives a prosperous life. His frequent sexual intercourse has earned him strange looks from many passengers.
At first, he thought it was admiration, but then he discovered that his photos were posted all over the subway stations.
Facing everyone's eager gazes, he pondered for two seconds and asked: "Is your infinite flow boss also my suitor?"
Everyone: "..."
No, I think you are the infinite flow boss.
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When Wen Shu saw Bai Hu for the first time, he felt that not only did he look unusual, but he was also an unusual person, so he took the initiative to approach him.
Then he witnessed...
Look in the mirror with an ax, take a selfie in a haunted house, twist your head with bare hands just to get the crown, and so on.
After hearing the report, it was confirmed that his mental state was unusual, and he was stamped -
This is a stinky fart with a lot of beauty, a lot of narcissism, a lot of force, but a very clever mind.
Very good, I just like this kind of handsome guy with a sick brain.
This is what I thought after hearing this.
It's definitely not because he looks exactly like the infinite boss.
Wen Shu added.
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Copy 1: Please find the actors. (Completed)
Suddenly, I entered an unknown subway car, and the passengers around me were real and fake.
Copy 2: Who stole my rose. (Completed)
Hidden in the rose forest is "Beauty and the Beast". Who is the beauty and who is the beast?
Copy 3: Five Elements Wish House. (Completed)
Five Elements Bracelet, fulfill your wishes. Want to get rich suddenly? If it comes in contact with water, it will cause hair loss, so wear a sailor string! Can't take it off? It will be taken off naturally after you die.
Copy 4: Smile and you will be less than ten years old. (Completed)
When participating in foreign sacrifices, you need to keep smiling. What about enthusiasm? Write it on your face quickly, or you will be dragged to death!
Copy 5: City of Sunshine. (Completed)
The Sunshine City has bright sunshine day and night, full of happiness and hope. However, a strange disease called "photosensitivity" sweeps across the city.
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If line extra
Copy No. 1:429
A supernatural event occurred in the local world. The whole family of the opposite door died tragically and were harassed by ghosts in turns.
Copy 2: Anonymous Cafe
Become a cafe clerk and complete a takeout order, but he is murdered after burning the paper door in front of the door.
Intention: Love yourself first, then save the world and fall in love.
Reader comments
The author's mental state be like:
Jianqiu, my head hurts so much... (Rubbing my temples) (I didn't rub it) (Fingers fluttered in the air) (Doubtful) (Scratching my head) (Can't scratch my head) (Looking for the head) (Arms fluttering) (A cool feeling on the neck) (Can't find the head) (Sudden realization) (Clapping hands with joy) It turns out that I have no brain! (Lie down on the ground and look for the head) (Look for the head) (Climb around) (Try to look for the head) (Contact a head) (Like finding a treasure) (Hold in arms) Aijia's brain is back! ! (Hand slips) (Head falls to the ground) (Clear sound) (Doubtful) (Opens skull) (Empty) (Wails) Empty! ! Why is it empty! ! ! (Sorrowful and angry) (Roaring) (Screaming) (Crying) (Choke) (As helpless as a 200-pound fat man who climbed eighteen flights of stairs without eating donuts) Who the hell stole my smart brain that has many pleats and is slippery, and was cooked in just five minutes! ! ! !
I was so stuck in Kavin that I wanted to take the coding test. I was sitting in front of the computer scratching my head and ears, and suddenly I wanted to study so much (crazy) (crazy) (giggling) (ran out and prayed for rain) (jumped like a god) (hit by a passerby) (pulled me back) Passerby) (crazy talk) (arrested) (imprisoned in a lunatic asylum) (facing the computer) (continuing to code in pain) (smiling foolishly) Good test, good study, everything is fine (makes a crazy laugh that scares the patients)
I also thought of this game before! I didn't expect it to be true!
This is like that little program game about finding fake people
Woohoo, wow, it's really been a long time since I updated [heartbroken]
Happy New Year, and the author please update! !
Hahahahahahahahaha
And some personal attacks?
[Spreading flowers][Spreading flowers]Oh, my god, it has been updated! ! !
Hello teacher. Teacher, what do you write? What? Unlimited streaming? Goodbye teacher. Teacher, please don't try to keep me here. Those who write about Infinite Flow are all lunatics. My mother told me not to play with those who wrote about Infinite Flow. Teacher, ask me what I should write? I write unlimited streams. Teacher, why don't you speak? Teacher, those of us who write Infinite Flow are all so crazy. What? Teacher, tell me why my mother didn't let me play with the people who wrote Infinite Flow when I wrote it? My mother said that I wrote Infinite Flow because I played with the people who wrote Infinite Flow. Teacher, you asked me what I just drank? Teacher, what I just drank was Chinese medicine? Cure something? Oh, my mother told me to drink traditional Chinese medicine to stop writing unlimited flow. Teacher, why can't we two infinite Lianggu play together? Teacher, you are so funny. Teacher, have you ever seen two crazy people playing together and not becoming more and more crazy? Teacher, why are you shaking? Teacher, are you cold? Don't be afraid, teacher. Teacher, we are all so cold when writing Infinite Flow. Teacher, do you want to drink Chinese medicine too? Teacher, don't be afraid of hardship, it's not as tough as writing an infinite flow. Teacher, don't be afraid of Kavin. Kavin can't defeat our frozen collections and income. Teacher, don't be afraid that if you don't write clearly in the copy, your future will be bleak compared to ours. Teacher, don't be afraid of abuse in the comment section, because the comment section has already settled in the North and South Poles.
Indeed, in a certain game, the weapon used to persuade people is a mace.
I'm the big brother! Fantasy linkagewww
Ah ah ah, stop scolding, the high school senior who just finished the college entrance examination is going to be broken.
Tattoo? Or skills?
I don't understand. She is looking for her mother?
Noon time is also good. At noon, I sleep until noon, and then I wake up and read novels.
When will it be updated~~[Star Eyes]
Updates resumed? Yay!
"It's not just "It's a pity that Nezha"" is a big bug for the author~
Gram series
"Jiang Yuchuan, Gu Shiyi, Chen Yi..." This is a big bug for the author~
This is Gu Yizhe [dog head]
Why are there balloons in the subway?
Shouldn't it be that the number of players (non-actors) should be no less than 5 and no more than 7, and half of the conditions can be met but two-thirds of the conditions cannot be met. Maybe I didn't understand it. Headache
Cast 500 moon stones. In case you don't know, let me tell you that on the sign-in page on the mobile phone, you can watch advertisements. Each advertisement costs 200 sunshine points, and you can watch 10 of them a day. The sunshine points can be exchanged for moon stones, and 10 sunshine points can be exchanged for one moon stone. It's unclear whether there is a daily redemption limit, but it shows that multiple redemptions can be made.
The author's mental state be like: Jianqiu, my head hurts so much... (Rubbing my temples) (I didn't rub it) (Fingers fluttered in the air) (Doubtful) (Scratching my head) (Can't scratch my head) (Looking for the head) (Arms fluttering) (A cool feeling on the neck) (Can't find the head) (Sudden realization) (Clapping hands with joy) It turns out that I have no brain! (Lie down on the ground and look for the head) (Look for the head) (Climb around) (Try to look for the head) (Contact a head) (Like finding a treasure) (Hold in arms) Aijia's brain is back! ! (Hand slips) (Head falls to the ground) (Clear sound) (Doubtful) (Opens skull) (Empty) (Wails) Empty! ! Why is it empty! ! ! (Sorrowful and angry) (Roaring) (Screaming) (Crying) (Choke) (As helpless as a 200-pound fat man who climbed eighteen flights of stairs without eating donuts) Who the hell stole my smart brain that has many pleats and is slippery, and was cooked in just five minutes! ! ! !
I was so stuck in Kavin that I wanted to take the coding test. I was sitting in front of the computer scratching my head and ears, and suddenly I wanted to study so much (crazy) (crazy) (giggling) (ran out and prayed for rain) (jumped like a god) (hit by a passerby) (pulled me back) Passerby) (crazy talk) (arrested) (imprisoned in a lunatic asylum) (facing the computer) (continuing to code in pain) (smiling foolishly) Good test, good study, everything is fine (makes a crazy laugh that scares the patients)
I also thought of this game before! I didn't expect it to be true!
This is like that little program game about finding fake people
Woohoo, wow, it's really been a long time since I updated [heartbroken]
Happy New Year, and the author please update! !
Hahahahahahahahaha
And some personal attacks?
[Spreading flowers][Spreading flowers]Oh, my god, it has been updated! ! !
Hello teacher. Teacher, what do you write? What? Unlimited streaming? Goodbye teacher. Teacher, please don't try to keep me here. Those who write about Infinite Flow are all lunatics. My mother told me not to play with those who wrote about Infinite Flow. Teacher, ask me what I should write? I write unlimited streams. Teacher, why don't you speak? Teacher, those of us who write Infinite Flow are all so crazy. What? Teacher, tell me why my mother didn't let me play with the people who wrote Infinite Flow when I wrote it? My mother said that I wrote Infinite Flow because I played with the people who wrote Infinite Flow. Teacher, you asked me what I just drank? Teacher, what I just drank was Chinese medicine? Cure something? Oh, my mother told me to drink traditional Chinese medicine to stop writing unlimited flow. Teacher, why can't we two infinite Lianggu play together? Teacher, you are so funny. Teacher, have you ever seen two crazy people playing together and not becoming more and more crazy? Teacher, why are you shaking? Teacher, are you cold? Don't be afraid, teacher. Teacher, we are all so cold when writing Infinite Flow. Teacher, do you want to drink Chinese medicine too? Teacher, don't be afraid of hardship, it's not as tough as writing an infinite flow. Teacher, don't be afraid of Kavin. Kavin can't defeat our frozen collections and income. Teacher, don't be afraid that if you don't write clearly in the copy, your future will be bleak compared to ours. Teacher, don't be afraid of abuse in the comment section, because the comment section has already settled in the North and South Poles.
Indeed, in a certain game, the weapon used to persuade people is a mace.
I'm the big brother! Fantasy linkagewww
Ah ah ah, stop scolding, the high school senior who just finished the college entrance examination is going to be broken.
Tattoo? Or skills?
I don't understand. She is looking for her mother?
Noon time is also good. At noon, I sleep until noon, and then I wake up and read novels.
When will it be updated~~[Star Eyes]
Updates resumed? Yay!
"It's not just "It's a pity that Nezha"" is a big bug for the author~ Gram series
"Jiang Yuchuan, Gu Shiyi, Chen Yi..." This is a big bug for the author~ This is Gu Yizhe [dog head]
Why are there balloons in the subway?
Shouldn't it be that the number of players (non-actors) should be no less than 5 and no more than 7, and half of the conditions can be met but two-thirds of the conditions cannot be met. Maybe I didn't understand it. Headache
Cast 500 moon stones. In case you don't know, let me tell you that on the sign-in page on the mobile phone, you can watch advertisements. Each advertisement costs 200 sunshine points, and you can watch 10 of them a day. The sunshine points can be exchanged for moon stones, and 10 sunshine points can be exchanged for one moon stone. It's unclear whether there is a daily redemption limit, but it shows that multiple redemptions can be made.