Xi Zui is a cat monster that has just transformed. He is also the only monster in the world that has successfully transformed.
Xi Zui, who had just successfully transformed, was penniless. He only had two bags of dried fish that he took away from the house of the shit-sweeper.
In order to earn next month's rent, Xi Zui suddenly remembered that she could understand animals, so she became the anchor of the pet area.
When it was broadcast for the first time, the number of viewers jumped repeatedly between 0, 1, and 2, until some netizens tried to connect to the microphone to ask for help——
Netizen 1: My dog keeps barking at night. This has never happened before. Why?
A poodle rolled its eyes noblely at the screen.
Xi Zui: You know he's a male, right. I suggest you neuter him as soon as possible~
Netizen 2: My cat won't eat cat food and even wants to eat at the table with me. Does it want to rebel?
I saw the ragdoll cat sitting on a chair on the screen, and the owner was standing next to him, holding a plate of dried fish in his hand.
Xi Zui: Dear, I suggest you beat it up and then raise a hamster~
Netizen 3: My rabbit has been losing fur recently and is almost bald. I asked it but it didn't say anything. What should I do?
The rabbit on the screen has a bald head and a look of despair.
Xi Zui: Dear, you shaved it by the way when you were sleepwalking at night. Otherwise, you should shave it all off. It doesn't look good now~
Netizens in the live broadcast room happily watched Xi Zui ramble on, just for fun.
And in a certain forum in a certain domain:
Poodle: That cat is sick! Didn't I just roll my eyes? Ah, I'm so angry!
Ragdoll Cat: Haha! It's okay for me to be a human being, why can't I be a human being! That hamster chases me every day!
Rabbit: I went from bald to completely bald! ! ! My dad just listened to what that cat said and shaved off all my hair! ! !
Xi Zui: Haha, who made me transform successfully^-^
And netizens who had asked Xi Zui for help showed up in person to prove that what she said was right.
Vocal from a top boy band: "I just found out that my dog is male, and now he is much quieter during the day! Thank you so much!"
A certain Grand Slam Best Actor: "I want to give Xi Zui a banner!!! Ever since I raised a hamster, my cat will pour the cat food and eat it by himself."
The second generation of a wealthy family: "After I shaved all the rabbit's hair, I found that it had a skin disease, and it has been cured now!"
Xi Zui: No need to thank you too much, it's just a little effort~
Later, when the pets saw Xi Zui's live broadcast room, they would squeal, jump up and down, and some even pretended to be dead. However, Xi Zui made a lot of money and was hired as a consultant by the National Animal Bureau, and he has since become a well-established cat.
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Until one day, a gossip post appeared on the forum.
[The bad cat is actually with a parrot! Without further ado, let's go directly to the pictures (1) (2)]
[1st Floor: Hahahahaha cats and birds are together]
[2nd Floor: Is that bird in love? What do you think? Don't be afraid that one day you will fall asleep and not be able to wake up]
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[Floor 520: The poster is a liar, I met that bad cat by chance today, her partner is tall and handsome and she dotes on her very much! ]
All Fluffy: I'm jealous! Tonight the collective dark shark that bad cat (▼ヘ▼#)
2023.11.5
Motto: Stay cute