[You are a cow and a horse, you are wandering on the killing line, you are introverted, cowardly, and ordinary like a mouse]
You are a waste
A king oyster mushroom said to Feng Butian.
Feng Butian:......6
How can mushrooms talk?
So he fried the mushrooms with his backhand and had a delicious meal.
As a result, the world was different the next day.
The brilliant colors twist from time to time, and the eyes grow to the sky.
The neighbor's old man lost half of his head, cursed and piled rubbish at his door;
The stupid customer turns into a big rat and threatens to complain;
The colleague with a bad mouth turned into a monkey, waving his tongue and spitting out strange expressions;
Even he himself was missing his head and had a mushroom growing on his neck.
This world is crazy——
Not really.
Because even though his boss's head was rattling, he was still saying:
"——The day after tomorrow! I will pay you the day after tomorrow."
I haven't given it for half a year! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
He knew it! !
Nothing can save this damn world! ! !
Feng Butian couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed a knife and rushed out of the house. He wanted to save the world.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he went out, he bumped into a flower in a wedding dress knocking on his door, claiming to be his wife.
Feng Butian looked at the person in front of him.
The head is a big pink three-petal flower with eyes all over the petals, calling her husband in a sweet voice——
"people".
The Adam's apple under the cap moved slightly.
Hey, it's kind of cute.
.
Feng Butian's "wife" is a lovely person:
He would hum songs and keep the house clean, and would also serve lunch of "love" to the wriggling and trying to escape at noon.
Feng Butian loved this wife very much, but the only drawback was that she was too timid and weak.
So in order not to scare his wife, Feng Butian hid the knife he had just killed his boss behind his back.
But he didn't notice that his wife also secretly wiped the blood on her skirt.
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Shen Jing is a person who accidentally entered a strange space and his head turned into a ghost lily.
His mind was empty, he only remembered that he wanted to be a gentle and loving wife, taking care of her husband wholeheartedly.
Everything that makes your husband unhappy must be killed! Tear it apart! Bite their heads off!
But be careful not to get caught by your husband because he is the perfect wife.
Later, when he was sleeping in his husband's arms, he remembered his identity and mission:
Enter Sin City, find the owner of Sin City and kill him
But in this world, he and... His dear husband are the only ones left?
Also known as "My Big Flower-headed Wife", "Guess Who is the Scam" and "After Working, I Want to Destroy the World"
PS:
1. Main attack, double C, seems to be a normal attack × turns out to be a human attack
2. A crazy person who thinks about being a wife and knows how to dress up as a woman.
3. The previous copywriting has been changed beyond recognition. I'm really sorry.
4. My family, the application process has been delayed and I have to find a job again. Alas.
Intention: Break the secular rules and live a new life
