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Leziren sketch actress x world-class MMA boxer
Innate funny gene x laugh point Everest
Workplace light comedy/Part romance variety/Marriage first, love later
1.
Ni Pin is really funny. People around her think she is funny since she was born. She has the funny gene, even her name is funny.
You taste it, you taste it carefully.
When she grew up, she became a sketch actress and became an instant hit, vowing to bring happiness to everyone around her that would make them laugh to tears.
Until one day, she met her natural enemy.
The world-class boxer who was also interviewed didn't even smile when he heard her carefully prepared baggage! Why doesn't he smile?
This man is so special, he is different from others.
2.
Ni Pin got married to a man she had met a few times, and it was a secret marriage.
There are three reasons:
First, he is the biggest challenge in her career. In line with the professional spirit of climbing the Everest of Laughter, she would rather kill the mistake than let him go.
Second, he has strong financial resources and a stable job, which is enough for her to deal with the relatives at home who are coveting the property, as well as her partner of seven years.
Third, he is a boxer, a high-risk profession. He might become hemiplegic at some point and she would become a beautiful little widow.
They rarely meet each other and treat each other as if they were guests.
She has her own way of living, carefree and at ease. When she is in a good mood, she also studies how to make him smile.
Until one day, she saw him chatting with the judges.
Pointing at the big screen, the unsmiling gold medal boxer suddenly showed a bright smile: "... That's my wife."
3.
Jiang heard that his family owned a mine, but he had not been able to understand good words since he was a child.
His father was uneducated and gave him the word "ding". He has good hearing and can clearly hear the blow from a fist half a meter away.
Later, he went to a boxing match and was punched by his opponent until his right ear was partially deafened. No one dared to mention his ear again.
Until she accidentally met an actor, and she pointed at his right ear during the interview: "Dude, are you making dumplings before the Chinese New Year?"
Boxer's ears are also called "dumpling ears" in the industry because they are more impacted, swollen with blood, and have soft tissue hyperplasia.
That sentence made everyone laugh, but he was the only one who was expressionless.
He didn't laugh, she was making fun of their misery, even though she didn't know it. After returning home, he looked at his ears in the mirror.
Dumpling.
He chuckled like a self-mockery, and the knot in his heart was actually untied.
Later, when we had New Year's Eve dinner together, she pinched his ears with chopsticks.
"Eat dumplings." She smiled, "I want to eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year."
"Yeah." He didn't smile, "I'll eat you after I finish the dumplings."
She stopped smiling and lowered her head, but he smiled.
The queen of sketches, she deserves her title.
Purpose: Save the countdown to the Spring Festival Gala
Reader comments
It's so amazing that the author took a bunch of labels that I'm completely uninterested in and stir-fried them into a dish that I love to eat. Infidelity, female non-female, drama, workplace, bear male protagonist, rotten male supporting actor, pornographic jokes... Picking any one at random would make me frown, but in this novel it seems natural.
A queen-type protagonist like Ni Pin has her own charm. It is true that her character is not "perfect", but her portrayal is convincing: even if you don't like her character and behavior, you have to admit that she is vivid and real. This is what I have always admired: "putting the character in the background to create the character". It is true that the background of this inner fish is completely rotten, with bad people and bad things happening one after another. Ni Pin is not "innocent" if she is involved in it, but she is different from others. No matter what, you can see her ambition, what she does and what she doesn't do. As the saying goes, two or three times should be separated, but a highly "three-dimensional" character like Ni Pin does not need to abide by this law. Even if she flashes the third dimension and opens the platter, I think there should be a full house. I think this is the biggest highlight and the most admirable aspect of this book: Ni Pin is a protagonist who is destined not to be liked by everyone, but there will definitely be many people willing to be friends with her - only people who don't know Ni Pin and people who don't want to watch Ni Pin's talk show.
Ni Pin and Jiang Ting are also the most perfectly matched couple I have seen in the movie this year. They get married first and fall in love later. As a media person, Ni Pin is hot on the outside but cold on the inside. He can't help but act on his own words if he doesn't mean it, yet Jiang Ting is so sincere. I originally thought that Xi Xi and the boxing champion were so incompatible, how to pair them up, but after reading the full article, all my doubts were cleared up. Although I can't understand the way the two fell in love in the article, I must admit that they are indeed a good match, they are indeed attracted to each other, they do enjoy it, and they do enjoy it.
The plot content is simple, lively, and funny. There was a heavy past, but I skipped reading, which did not affect the reading experience. It is indeed a delightful perspective, and there are so many jokes that I kept laughing throughout the whole process. The plot of entangled with the bad male supporting characters is a bit bloody, but after reading it, I will not feel that the author's writing is not good enough or realistic enough. I will feel that the overall environment is so incompetent that it is really hopeless. The author's writing style is also very smooth and natural. The characters' words and deeds are consistent with their own identity. The frequent accents and real place names also add a lot of intimacy to the novel. In addition, the concept of this book also resonates with migrant workers: "Be true to yourself." "Water Child" says that a child can become an adult only by going to places he doesn't like, doing things he doesn't like, and helping people he doesn't like. So, "Can I not do it?" At the end of the full text, both Ni Pin and Jiang Ting had their own answers. I think readers who have read this book will also have their own answers.
The way I judge whether a novel is good or not is not only based on whether the background, characters, plot, and writing are coordinated and unified, but also whether the book serves its intended audience well. If I were to define an appropriate audience for this book, I think it would be people who like to see real modern settings, real characters' words and deeds, and who don't mind the "flaws" of the characters.
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It's so amazing that the author took a bunch of labels that I'm completely uninterested in and stir-fried them into a dish that I love to eat. Infidelity, female non-female, drama, workplace, bear male protagonist, rotten male supporting actor, pornographic jokes... Picking any one at random would make me frown, but in this novel it seems natural.
A queen-type protagonist like Ni Pin has her own charm. It is true that her character is not "perfect", but her portrayal is convincing: even if you don't like her character and behavior, you have to admit that she is vivid and real. This is what I have always admired: "putting the character in the background to create the character". It is true that the background of this inner fish is completely rotten, with bad people and bad things happening one after another. Ni Pin is not "innocent" if she is involved in it, but she is different from others. No matter what, you can see her ambition, what she does and what she doesn't do. As the saying goes, two or three times should be separated, but a highly "three-dimensional" character like Ni Pin does not need to abide by this law. Even if she flashes the third dimension and opens the platter, I think there should be a full house. I think this is the biggest highlight and the most admirable aspect of this book: Ni Pin is a protagonist who is destined not to be liked by everyone, but there will definitely be many people willing to be friends with her - only people who don't know Ni Pin and people who don't want to watch Ni Pin's talk show.
Ni Pin and Jiang Ting are also the most perfectly matched couple I have seen in the movie this year. They get married first and fall in love later. As a media person, Ni Pin is hot on the outside but cold on the inside. He can't help but act on his own words if he doesn't mean it, yet Jiang Ting is so sincere. I originally thought that Xi Xi and the boxing champion were so incompatible, how to pair them up, but after reading the full article, all my doubts were cleared up. Although I can't understand the way the two fell in love in the article, I must admit that they are indeed a good match, they are indeed attracted to each other, they do enjoy it, and they do enjoy it.
The plot content is simple, lively, and funny. There was a heavy past, but I skipped reading, which did not affect the reading experience. It is indeed a delightful perspective, and there are so many jokes that I kept laughing throughout the whole process. The plot of entangled with the bad male supporting characters is a bit bloody, but after reading it, I will not feel that the author's writing is not good enough or realistic enough. I will feel that the overall environment is so incompetent that it is really hopeless. The author's writing style is also very smooth and natural. The characters' words and deeds are consistent with their own identity. The frequent accents and real place names also add a lot of intimacy to the novel. In addition, the concept of this book also resonates with migrant workers: "Be true to yourself." "Water Child" says that a child can become an adult only by going to places he doesn't like, doing things he doesn't like, and helping people he doesn't like. So, "Can I not do it?" At the end of the full text, both Ni Pin and Jiang Ting had their own answers. I think readers who have read this book will also have their own answers.
The way I judge whether a novel is good or not is not only based on whether the background, characters, plot, and writing are coordinated and unified, but also whether the book serves its intended audience well. If I were to define an appropriate audience for this book, I think it would be people who like to see real modern settings, real characters' words and deeds, and who don't mind the "flaws" of the characters.
With this chapter, the vicious class becomes more comfortable [Come on]
Wow, so many frames have been changed, I want to read the original text.
Xiaotan is the kind of person who keeps going back and forth a thousand times on the inside but pretends to be dead on the outside [covering face and laughing and crying] Facts have proved that it still can't be like that
Tied! It made me roll on the bed hahahahahahahahaha, our sister Pin is so good at rewarding herself.
I will keep waiting for the sequel...
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
It can be seen that the writing is getting better and better. It was indeed a bit childish at the beginning, but it gets better and better later on.
It's amazing that the interaction between two people is still so beautiful after being together! The author is so good at writing [please please]
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
Finished spreading flowers! [Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers] Looking forward to Shui Jie Lan's next book [Come on][Come on][Come on]
Alas, Shui Jie Lan, you are my master!
I will keep waiting for the extra [red heart]
Xiao Shui's book must be considered a top-quality book, and it is still an article that made me very happy to read it. The biggest feeling this article gave me was stability. Although there are many dramatic conflicts, including a love story that captures the horse, a bloody public opinion war, an old lover's life-threatening courtship, and a new husband's struggle to stay, I still think this is a book that will make people feel sad. It is a work that feels peaceful and happy. The reason why I want readers to feel at ease is that we are the heroine "King of Pin" - Ni Pin. Although there are classic so-called "you can show vulnerability to your lover" plot such as "If you don't want to laugh, don't laugh", I always feel that Ni Pin's biggest characteristic is "truth", real, sincere, sincere,
When it comes to her career and work, she is truly full of ambition and meticulous attention to detail.
When she was in college, she showed her personality charm under the label of high emotional intelligence. She clearly knew that humor was her talent. After she decided to pursue comedy, she showed her ambition without reservation. Facts have proved that she really has this ability. Because of her "realness", her jokes, self-deprecation and ridicule are not offensive. However, Fire is a real and lovely humor, as well as her performance in romance dramas. As an insider, in this place that is obviously coerced by the fame and fortune fair, she also treats the guests sincerely. Even if she has an admiration for Zhou, she will still be sensitive to the atmosphere at the time and the relationship and balance between people. She subconsciously maintains dignity and takes into account everyone's feelings.
When it comes to emotions and sex, her truth is to face her own throbs and desires bravely and calmly.
She let go to feel true emotions, to understand the mystery of love, to understand different people, and when she realized that she was attracted to new guests, she would also take the initiative to contact them. In the early days of her curiosity about love, she also bravely revealed her desires and talked for a night, but just like she shed tears of separation in the flower room, she dared to love. Hate, she conscientiously understands every emotion she feels and truly lives. In the same way, she can also live well with her husband, live an ordinary happy life, enjoy beautiful and pure love, loudly express her love to her "idiot" husband on the show, and on an ordinary day, she can bury herself in her husband's penis under the street lamp late at night and relieve herself of exhaustion.
I have thought about a question before about change. In the process of falling in love with Banana in the sketch, Banana's changes were very obvious. Including the attitude towards dealing with people and the attitude towards love, but Xiaopin's career and life, as well as his personal personality, have not changed. So what has this relationship brought to Ni Pin? Later I realized that it was precisely because of the perfection of the character in the sketch that she did not need a relationship or a marriage to change anything. The love she received was enough and sincere enough. She had uncles and aunts who loved and cared for her, and Liang Qionglu who depended on her and gave her everything. She had a complete set of self-consistent logic, mature rules for doing things, this love, and this marriage were only part of the life she enjoyed, and would only bring her happiness instead of change. Because Browning once said: "I am happy because I love, because I have love." The sketch has both the confidence to be loved and the ability to love, so she is always in happiness, she does not need to be changed, she is close to perfection
Finally, I would like to praise our water writing style again. The concept of "night intoxicated by the spring breeze" is so beautiful. Everything happens on a warm spring day. The fragrance of flowers and grass makes people indulge in an ambiguous relationship that originates from nowhere. It is as beautiful as a phantom. On this special spring day, another movement in Ni Pin's happy life will be played. Let everyone indulge in this beautiful spring together and feel the gentle love that rises with the wind.
It's so amazing that the author took a bunch of labels that I'm completely uninterested in and stir-fried them into a dish that I love to eat. Infidelity, female non-female, drama, workplace, bear male protagonist, rotten male supporting actor, pornographic jokes... Picking any one at random would make me frown, but in this novel it seems natural. A queen-type protagonist like Ni Pin has her own charm. It is true that her character is not "perfect", but her portrayal is convincing: even if you don't like her character and behavior, you have to admit that she is vivid and real. This is what I have always admired: "putting the character in the background to create the character". It is true that the background of this inner fish is completely rotten, with bad people and bad things happening one after another. Ni Pin is not "innocent" if she is involved in it, but she is different from others. No matter what, you can see her ambition, what she does and what she doesn't do. As the saying goes, two or three times should be separated, but a highly "three-dimensional" character like Ni Pin does not need to abide by this law. Even if she flashes the third dimension and opens the platter, I think there should be a full house. I think this is the biggest highlight and the most admirable aspect of this book: Ni Pin is a protagonist who is destined not to be liked by everyone, but there will definitely be many people willing to be friends with her - only people who don't know Ni Pin and people who don't want to watch Ni Pin's talk show. Ni Pin and Jiang Ting are also the most perfectly matched couple I have seen in the movie this year. They get married first and fall in love later. As a media person, Ni Pin is hot on the outside but cold on the inside. He can't help but act on his own words if he doesn't mean it, yet Jiang Ting is so sincere. I originally thought that Xi Xi and the boxing champion were so incompatible, how to pair them up, but after reading the full article, all my doubts were cleared up. Although I can't understand the way the two fell in love in the article, I must admit that they are indeed a good match, they are indeed attracted to each other, they do enjoy it, and they do enjoy it. The plot content is simple, lively, and funny. There was a heavy past, but I skipped reading, which did not affect the reading experience. It is indeed a delightful perspective, and there are so many jokes that I kept laughing throughout the whole process. The plot of entangled with the bad male supporting characters is a bit bloody, but after reading it, I will not feel that the author's writing is not good enough or realistic enough. I will feel that the overall environment is so incompetent that it is really hopeless. The author's writing style is also very smooth and natural. The characters' words and deeds are consistent with their own identity. The frequent accents and real place names also add a lot of intimacy to the novel. In addition, the concept of this book also resonates with migrant workers: "Be true to yourself." "Water Child" says that a child can become an adult only by going to places he doesn't like, doing things he doesn't like, and helping people he doesn't like. So, "Can I not do it?" At the end of the full text, both Ni Pin and Jiang Ting had their own answers. I think readers who have read this book will also have their own answers. The way I judge whether a novel is good or not is not only based on whether the background, characters, plot, and writing are coordinated and unified, but also whether the book serves its intended audience well. If I were to define an appropriate audience for this book, I think it would be people who like to see real modern settings, real characters' words and deeds, and who don't mind the "flaws" of the characters. —————————— (Duplicate content) It's so amazing that the author took a bunch of labels that I'm completely uninterested in and stir-fried them into a dish that I love to eat. Infidelity, female non-female, drama, workplace, bear male protagonist, rotten male supporting actor, pornographic jokes... Picking any one at random would make me frown, but in this novel it seems natural. A queen-type protagonist like Ni Pin has her own charm. It is true that her character is not "perfect", but her portrayal is convincing: even if you don't like her character and behavior, you have to admit that she is vivid and real. This is what I have always admired: "putting the character in the background to create the character". It is true that the background of this inner fish is completely rotten, with bad people and bad things happening one after another. Ni Pin is not "innocent" if she is involved in it, but she is different from others. No matter what, you can see her ambition, what she does and what she doesn't do. As the saying goes, two or three times should be separated, but a highly "three-dimensional" character like Ni Pin does not need to abide by this law. Even if she flashes the third dimension and opens the platter, I think there should be a full house. I think this is the biggest highlight and the most admirable aspect of this book: Ni Pin is a protagonist who is destined not to be liked by everyone, but there will definitely be many people willing to be friends with her - only people who don't know Ni Pin and people who don't want to watch Ni Pin's talk show. Ni Pin and Jiang Ting are also the most perfectly matched couple I have seen in the movie this year. They get married first and fall in love later. As a media person, Ni Pin is hot on the outside but cold on the inside. He can't help but act on his own words if he doesn't mean it, yet Jiang Ting is so sincere. I originally thought that Xi Xi and the boxing champion were so incompatible, how to pair them up, but after reading the full article, all my doubts were cleared up. Although I can't understand the way the two fell in love in the article, I must admit that they are indeed a good match, they are indeed attracted to each other, they do enjoy it, and they do enjoy it. The plot content is simple, lively, and funny. There was a heavy past, but I skipped reading, which did not affect the reading experience. It is indeed a delightful perspective, and there are so many jokes that I kept laughing throughout the whole process. The plot of entangled with the bad male supporting characters is a bit bloody, but after reading it, I will not feel that the author's writing is not good enough or realistic enough. I will feel that the overall environment is so incompetent that it is really hopeless. The author's writing style is also very smooth and natural. The characters' words and deeds are consistent with their own identity. The frequent accents and real place names also add a lot of intimacy to the novel. In addition, the concept of this book also resonates with migrant workers: "Be true to yourself." "Water Child" says that a child can become an adult only by going to places he doesn't like, doing things he doesn't like, and helping people he doesn't like. So, "Can I not do it?" At the end of the full text, both Ni Pin and Jiang Ting had their own answers. I think readers who have read this book will also have their own answers. The way I judge whether a novel is good or not is not only based on whether the background, characters, plot, and writing are coordinated and unified, but also whether the book serves its intended audience well. If I were to define an appropriate audience for this book, I think it would be people who like to see real modern settings, real characters' words and deeds, and who don't mind the "flaws" of the characters.
With this chapter, the vicious class becomes more comfortable [Come on]
Wow, so many frames have been changed, I want to read the original text.
Xiaotan is the kind of person who keeps going back and forth a thousand times on the inside but pretends to be dead on the outside [covering face and laughing and crying] Facts have proved that it still can't be like that
Tied! It made me roll on the bed hahahahahahahahaha, our sister Pin is so good at rewarding herself.
I will keep waiting for the sequel...
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
It can be seen that the writing is getting better and better. It was indeed a bit childish at the beginning, but it gets better and better later on.
It's amazing that the interaction between two people is still so beautiful after being together! The author is so good at writing [please please]
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
Finished spreading flowers! [Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers] Looking forward to Shui Jie Lan's next book [Come on][Come on][Come on]
Alas, Shui Jie Lan, you are my master!
I will keep waiting for the extra [red heart]
Xiao Shui's book must be considered a top-quality book, and it is still an article that made me very happy to read it. The biggest feeling this article gave me was stability. Although there are many dramatic conflicts, including a love story that captures the horse, a bloody public opinion war, an old lover's life-threatening courtship, and a new husband's struggle to stay, I still think this is a book that will make people feel sad. It is a work that feels peaceful and happy. The reason why I want readers to feel at ease is that we are the heroine "King of Pin" - Ni Pin. Although there are classic so-called "you can show vulnerability to your lover" plot such as "If you don't want to laugh, don't laugh", I always feel that Ni Pin's biggest characteristic is "truth", real, sincere, sincere, When it comes to her career and work, she is truly full of ambition and meticulous attention to detail. When she was in college, she showed her personality charm under the label of high emotional intelligence. She clearly knew that humor was her talent. After she decided to pursue comedy, she showed her ambition without reservation. Facts have proved that she really has this ability. Because of her "realness", her jokes, self-deprecation and ridicule are not offensive. However, Fire is a real and lovely humor, as well as her performance in romance dramas. As an insider, in this place that is obviously coerced by the fame and fortune fair, she also treats the guests sincerely. Even if she has an admiration for Zhou, she will still be sensitive to the atmosphere at the time and the relationship and balance between people. She subconsciously maintains dignity and takes into account everyone's feelings. When it comes to emotions and sex, her truth is to face her own throbs and desires bravely and calmly. She let go to feel true emotions, to understand the mystery of love, to understand different people, and when she realized that she was attracted to new guests, she would also take the initiative to contact them. In the early days of her curiosity about love, she also bravely revealed her desires and talked for a night, but just like she shed tears of separation in the flower room, she dared to love. Hate, she conscientiously understands every emotion she feels and truly lives. In the same way, she can also live well with her husband, live an ordinary happy life, enjoy beautiful and pure love, loudly express her love to her "idiot" husband on the show, and on an ordinary day, she can bury herself in her husband's penis under the street lamp late at night and relieve herself of exhaustion. I have thought about a question before about change. In the process of falling in love with Banana in the sketch, Banana's changes were very obvious. Including the attitude towards dealing with people and the attitude towards love, but Xiaopin's career and life, as well as his personal personality, have not changed. So what has this relationship brought to Ni Pin? Later I realized that it was precisely because of the perfection of the character in the sketch that she did not need a relationship or a marriage to change anything. The love she received was enough and sincere enough. She had uncles and aunts who loved and cared for her, and Liang Qionglu who depended on her and gave her everything. She had a complete set of self-consistent logic, mature rules for doing things, this love, and this marriage were only part of the life she enjoyed, and would only bring her happiness instead of change. Because Browning once said: "I am happy because I love, because I have love." The sketch has both the confidence to be loved and the ability to love, so she is always in happiness, she does not need to be changed, she is close to perfection Finally, I would like to praise our water writing style again. The concept of "night intoxicated by the spring breeze" is so beautiful. Everything happens on a warm spring day. The fragrance of flowers and grass makes people indulge in an ambiguous relationship that originates from nowhere. It is as beautiful as a phantom. On this special spring day, another movement in Ni Pin's happy life will be played. Let everyone indulge in this beautiful spring together and feel the gentle love that rises with the wind.