Wen Momo traveled to the interstellar future.
The Zerg is raging here, and the eight galaxies are miserable. A race called the Star Beasts signed a contract with the galactic humans, allowing humans to summon the Star Beasts to fight side by side.
When Wen Momo first arrived, he almost went crazy because of the formula to summon the star beast - the interstellar civilization was lost, the spell was a common language, complicated and convoluted, and it was smelly and long.
"Is it really okay to recite such a long mantra on the battlefield?"
The original owner was born in the Desolate Star, and he stuttered and spoke with an accent!
Time is running out and the awakening ceremony is just around the corner, so Wen Momo can only rush to get it on the shelves.
The classmates didn't believe that she, an old man from the wilderness, could summon a star beast, so they just waited to watch her laugh.
"Om Duomi Niu Meng Wula bah... What's going on, bah lahu... Fuck ah ah ah!"
"Fuck you, open sesame!"
In an instant, the wind and clouds surged, the color of the sky and the earth changed, and a huge door fell from the sky. Unicorn, one of the eight star beasts, stuck out its sharp horn from the door and stared at the frightened classmates in surprise.
"Who summoned me?"
Students: "!!!"
Damn it, what did Wen Momo do? !
Confused Wen Momo said: "... Oh hoo."
Is this okay?
…
Later, the Eight Star Beast Kings gathered.
"I heard that you were summoned by a little girl?"
"What a coincidence, are you too?"
"It's so strange. She said to me in a weird tone, "Congratulations on getting rich, here's the red envelope." I couldn't help but pull out the treasure I had treasured for two hundred years..."
"What exactly was she talking about?"
Wen Momo: It's Chinese!
Eight Kings: "...?"
Chinese?
Purpose: Enhance cultural confidence