Lin Yanqi won the first prize and traveled to a novel about the world of immortals. The organizer told him that he came here to experience life and improve his Chinese language skills.
It's a stress-free experience, and it's still the world of immortals! Yu Jian, let's go!
Just as he was looking excited, he discovered that the sword-wielding elder was angry at the inner disciples.
[Plot: Due to the fault of the inner disciples, the sword-making furnace was damaged, and the sword-wielding elder was furious.
Lin Yanqi: "I understand this. Being angry is an exaggeration to show that the elder is very angry... Maybe it is a metaphor?"
The next second, the elder holding the sword really exploded.
In a physical sense.
Lin Yanqi:? ? ?
Ah, no, what's wrong with this?
*
From this day on, the entire world of cultivation began to become strange.
[Plot: The senior brother lost the competition and shed tears of lasagna.
Everyone looked at the big basket of rice noodles in front of the senior brother and expressed their admiration.
"Senior Brother, are you so poor that you sell noodles?" "Senior Brother, why did you end up with noodles in your eyes?"
[Plot: The leader sighed, feeling that the situation in front of him was really frustrating.
The leader of Xianfeng Daogu stood at the top of the steps with his hands behind his back. The flowing black hair on his head suddenly left his scalp and slowly fell to the ground.
Leader:...?
Lin Yanqi:6
[Friendly reminder: Tourists can improve their "literary value" and solve the embarrassing phenomenon of "reading words without meaning".
Lin Yanqi: "How to improve the 'literary value', for example?"
[World: Visitors are asked to compose a poem within 10 seconds. If the score exceeds 60, the leader's hair can be restored. 10,9,8……]
Lin Yanqi: "Wait a minute, you want a scumbag with a score of 55 in Chinese to compose poetry?"
5,4,3...
For the sake of the leader's beauty, Lin Yanqi spoke bravely and fearlessly——
"Three hundred hairs are falling out every day, and even if you are not totally bald, you are also experiencing bald spots."
Leader:?
The senior sisters and brothers who dared not express their anger gasped——
Fellow Taoists, he is so brave, he actually dares to mock his hair loss in front of the leader!
Lin Yanqi looked up to the sky and sighed: I have paid too much for the peace of the Xianxia world.
(Happy Sand Glyph, the text has been screenshotted on 23/10/27)
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