Ordinary Guide, Omnipotent

Danjia enters a book about Ba Zong. The good news is that there is no one with the same name and surname as her. She is not an NPC who follows the plot. The bad news is that she is too ordinary and no one wants to be a social animal. * University A is recruiting a school counselor with a high salary, an hourly salary of 3,000, three semesters a year, three major holidays, seven insurances and one fund, 9 to 5, two weekends off, complete benefits, including food and accommodation. During the group meeting, the administrative teacher asked: "What special skills do you think you have to be qualified for this position?" Interviewer A: "I, the fund manager, am responsible for all funds that will only increase without losing money. Customer satisfaction is 100%, and affinity is max!" Interviewer B: "I am a former combat captain. I can fight, have brains, and good physical strength. I have the qualities that a counselor should have." Interviewer C: "I used to be a room steward in a five-star hotel. I'm the best at handling all matters, big and small, so that customers don't have to worry and can concentrate on doing their own thing." Danjia: "I'm good at staying up late and playing with my phone. I can sleep anywhere..." Administrative teacher: "Danjia, right? It's you." * The legendary University A is a feng shui treasure land for cultivating elite men and talented women. It has a good school spirit, rigorous academics, and has a large number of high-quality college students. Danjia: Stable, stable, and able to retire in peace in this world—— After saying that, she slowly fell asleep on the bench in the emergency room. I got in the ambulance, went to the police station, swam in the river, worked as a 24-hour traveling special force and rescued people across provinces, arrested a crazy boss who didn't do anything, stopped a brainless girl who was being used as a knife... This day was more exciting than the ten thousand worlds she had worked in the Fast Travel Bureau. Danjia holds a thermos cup filled with wolfberry berries: Her cub can be clear, stupid, and crispy, but will it become a tool for illegal crimes that drives the plot? Dah! Intention: Work well and be a good person