I am an amateur online writer who believes that since I have been knifed, I will knife everyone crazy. My pen name is Ye Yue Xiaying. Recently, because a certain one-eyed cat and a certain Asagiri have been stabbing me, I plan to write a fanfic to keep the knives away from me.
Let's write about Bungou Stray Dogs first.
Then...
The following is a chat record between me and a friend of mine (moved from the real chat record between me and a friend of mine)
Me: Huajiang Huajiang, what should I do if I accidentally wrote myself to death?
Hua Jiang: What did you originally write?
Me: I plan to choose a story about the survival history of non-superpowers in Wenye's world full of superpowers.
Huajiang:……
Huajiang:……
Me: What's wrong? You're making me a little panicked.
Huajiang: Trust me, Ye Zi
Me: What... What happened?
Hua Jiang: Believe me, you are really not suitable for writing inspirational stories. You can only write about knives, and the protagonist in your novel will not survive to the end.
Me: (? ?д?)
Hua Jiang: One more thing
Me: What's wrong? (Yi Zi feels a little panicked)
Hana-chan: Have you read the latest manga of Magic Returns?
Me: Not yet, what's wrong?
Hana-chan: Gojo Satoru was cut in half. His death date was on the same day as Jay's, and his character design was extremely confusing.
Me: What is jjxx doing... Haha...
Me: Hahaha...
Me: ... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, knife knife.
So I, who was already crazy, wrote more sharply in the subsequent updates.
Just when I was going crazy, a threatening voice sounded in my mind
"Hazuki Xiaying! Since the novel you wrote has made many people crazy, I want you to work for me."
"Who are you? Why should I work for you?"
"According to your words, I am the will of the world. I will let you travel to other worlds, and you will create a new parallel world for me."
"I'm just an ordinary person."
"You only need to make the people in the original work believe that you are real and you can create a new parallel world."
"Ah... Why me?"
"... Because your mind is very clear."
"I think my thoughts are quite normal."
"... No, at least a normal person would not write a story about the system as a conspiracy theory, nor would he make the protagonist become Goldfinger's puppet. In order to prevent a certain character from turning dark, he would simply make the protagonist dark before that character turns dark. Nor would there be a protagonist who is alive at the end of all the novels written by that normal person."
"... It's all my fault iivv and zwkfk"
"Okay, you can start traveling through time for the first time."
Intention: Saved everyone, but forgot myself, hahahahaha I want to kill everyone crazy
