You, an authentic crispy college student, just because you took a sip of your roommate's milk, actually traveled through time and entered the BL master-disciple story you just finished reading.
What is worthy of celebration is that the master who was bullied into destroying his ancestor is the senior brother from the neighboring peak who is currently devoted to practicing swordsmanship. And you are just a big salty fish who is rich, beautiful, powerful, and lonely.
Today I practice sword practice, tomorrow I have a drink, and every now and then I go next door to watch the movie where my senior brother takes turns beating up his thirty or so disciples. I live a leisurely life.
One day, when your senior brother knocked away the thirty-first disciple in one breath, you finally felt that the director was pouring water and couldn't help but publish a film review.
"Senior brother, isn't it boring that you beat people like this every day? Suppose your future Taoist companion was inside, would you also beat people away with a sword like this?"
Senior brother glanced at you and said with a cold face: "My sword is my Taoist companion, I will not blow it away."
You get angry, leave behind a bad sentence, and walk away.
During the disciple election held every five years, you are still fast asleep in bed.
Sudden! The door panel was blown away, and you woke up from the bed, looking at the door panel embedded in the roof with a horrified expression.
While the dust was flying, the senior brother held a child by the collar and came to you with a helpless expression. The side of the child's face was bruised and he kept crying.
Brother: "The child keeps crying."
You are angry, this behavior is simply crazy! I get up early for work, get up early for school, and now that I have traveled through time, I still get up early!
Xianyu's life is suddenly in turmoil. At this time, a multiple-choice question appears in your mind——
A. He beat up his senior brother violently and refused to fight until he was exhausted. In the end, he became the 32nd disciple to be beaten away.
B. Took the child and blamed him, damn him, he can't even take care of a child, so he can't live without me.
C. Oh, whatever, I'm going to sleep, do you want to come up and sleep together?
Purpose: Cherish the people in front of you
