The Next Door Neighbor Is a Bit Weird

"Crush is a short urban cookie/world-weary and cold-hearted man × energetic and funny woman" "The popular suspense novelist who is slightly dead but always has low battery power × the offline drama actor who is full of vitality and full of energy every day" . On the third day after moving, Jian Man was watching a comedy variety show in the living room, laughing like a pig. Not long after, the neighbor who couldn't bear it came and knocked on the door. At that time, Jian Man was wearing frog one-piece pajamas and timidly opened the door. Unexpectedly, he saw a face that was shockingly handsome. She unilaterally announced that she was in love. In order to win over this handsome neighbor, Jian Man asked her best friend for help. Her best friend only gave her one piece of advice: be tight and don't reveal that you are a funny girl. However, Jian Man failed to do it... - A new neighbor moved next door to Lin Yan. At first, his impression of this neighbor was that he was noisy, laughed loudly and unpleasantly, had strange tastes, and was dull. A week later, his impression of Jian Man changed: he was sophisticated and scary. In the end, Lin Yan felt that he was not normal either, because when he saw Jian Man, he only had one thought in his mind - She is so funny, I like her so much. (＾V＾) . 1. Popular suspense novelist × offline drama actress 2. Double c, double first love, he 3. Cities, companies, etc. Are imaginary, and the characters are fictitious and have no prototypes. The copy was saved on 2023.12.3 *The next book will be "When I met a handsome guy when I picked up my belongings", column pre-collection qwq [crush short story cookie/housebreaking love/urban light comedy] [Social fear of sweet girl cartoonist × lonely, arrogant, world-weary man] Lou Nian received Zhang's game cartridge from a seller in the same city on Little Yellow Fish and made an appointment to pick it up. She took the subway for an hour and arrived at the door of the seller's community. The first time she saw the seller's "fish bone", she was amazed by the 360-degree view. Lou Nian looked calm on the outside, but screamed inwardly and started the crush journey. However, as a big boss, Lou Mi didn't dare to say more than a word to "Fishbone". In order to create opportunities to meet, she could only keep an eye on the "Fishbone" Yellow Fish account and refresh it countless times a day. A new ergonomic chair from Fishbone is now available for sale at 99. You can snap it up instantly and leave a message for pickup. Fishbone has launched a new pair of limited edition basketball shoes in size 42. You can buy them in seconds and leave a message for pickup. A new 95-inch 100-inch TV set is now on sale. You can take the photo in seconds and leave a message for pickup... Half a month later, Lou Nian's progress on crushing was still stagnant, but his home had become a garbage recycling station dedicated to "fish bones". - Yu Ci discovered that his Huangyu account might have been targeted. Recently, it seems that no matter what he puts on the shelves, it will be snapped up instantly by pick-up buyers in the same city. In order to test his guess, Yu Ci tentatively put two large cans of expired protein powder on the shelves. Undoubtedly, it was snapped up by a buyer named Xiaolou within a minute. Yu Ci couldn't bear it anymore and asked her: "Why do you want two cans of expired protein powder?" Xiaolou: [Uh... Homemade enzyme water fertilizer. Yu Ci simply asked directly: [How long do you want to buy my things? Immediately afterwards, Yu Ci saw a message that was withdrawn two seconds after it was sent. Xiaolou: [Here, when you pack yourself up and put it on the shelves? Yu Ci:...? Purpose: happy life