I Will Just Watch Your Performance Quietly

[The full text is finished! ! It's ready to be slaughtered~] My name is Li Li, and I am an emperor. Before time travel, when I was growing up, I was usually called Lily. The seat of the Ninth Five Supreme Being was very hard and cold. Sitting on it, one could only see the shivering buttocks of a group of ministers. As a puppet emperor controlled by treacherous ministers, I can only do three things when I go to court every day: nod, yawn, and count how many butts I have left today. I miss my beanbag. I also miss growing up. The world is in chaos, and the 11th Route Rebel Army is approaching the Imperial City in smoke. They all use the banner of King Qin, but I am a puppet emperor who knows nothing. I can only do my best to do good things for the people of the capital with my own small treasury under the clutches of the traitorous ministers. No matter how far away it is, I can't control it. Until one day, a rebel letter was delivered to me: "Lily, how are you? I'm boss now, wait for me." With tears in my eyes, I tremblingly picked up the pen and wrote: "I'm fine, thank you." From then on, I sat on the throne and had one more thing to do—— Waiting for me to grow up and go to Beijing to rebel. ... QAQ The traitorous minister looks at me more and more horribly. When will he come? Yun Danfengqing (pretend) emperor is attacked by x wolf ambition (fake) rebel Double penetration, third person text, 1v1HE ———[[Pre-receipt of "I and the General Undress the War Robe", please collect it~]]———— General Zong Ce, the famous military god of Great Xia. His meritorious service will go down in history, and he was extremely loyal, but he was jealous of the emperor. He changed his commander before the battle, deprived him of military power and beheaded him in the city. Yin Zhu is Zong Ce's biggest fan. When he woke up, he not only dressed like the stupid king he hated most. He had just given Zong Ce some medicine and was preparing to plot against him. The law restricts him from revealing his identity as a time traveler, otherwise his soul will be destroyed. Yin Zhu gritted his teeth and pulled the general onto the dragon bed. As a result, after one night, Yin Zhuhui's intestines turned green. He almost thought he would die in bed. ... As expected of an idol! * Zong Ce died unjustly and was reborn in the year when he first entered the palace. He was finally completely disappointed with the emperor and began to secretly plot with King Qi to usurp the throne. Even in order to regain military power, he endured the humiliation and did the nefarious thing. That man once made a serious promise to him: I will regain the mountains and rivers and give you a peaceful and prosperous age. At first, Zong Ce scoffed. Because he had resentment in his heart, he would torment the other person violently every time they were in bed. Later, the world became stable, the four seas surrendered, and all nations came to court. Zong Ce regretted his previous rudeness and took care of his sweetheart in every possible way. On the day when the master returned to the court, he was riding on his horse and returned home as fast as an arrow. However, he was shocked to hear that someone in the court was accusing him of conspiring to rebel with King Qi. Poisoned wine was sent to the palace, and he drove away the subordinates who came to persuade him to force the palace. He kowtowed calmly to thank him and drank the poisoned wine in one gulp. But I still couldn't help but hope that I could finally see that person again. When I woke up again, I found His Majesty lying in his arms disheveled, looking at him with red eyes and a heartbroken expression: "Idol, you are suffering, no wonder you have been... I thought you were dying!" Zong Ce:? The fanatical fanboy emperor was attacked by General X, a capable loyal dog, 1v1HE Motto: Don't put all your eggs in one basket