Ge Sen has a tattoo on his body that was brought from his mother's womb. The villagers are superstitious and call it "ghost tattoo". However, it is not a ghost tattoo, but a secret of the Ge family.
There is also a hardware store in Geshen that has been passed down from generation to generation. There are hidden secrets in the store. Every thing can not only fly, but also talk.
Gessen also has a quirk that he is shy about saying: his bull is very big, but it only works for one person.
Gerson also has a very annoying mission: he likes female dolls, but he must get a man pregnant.
And that person doesn't know all this.
Wu Tao has a dream: to be a dashing gangster.
Others went to college to pursue a bright future, but Wu Tao went to college to be an upright hooligan.
However, he has been remembering it recently. Every time he is about to show off his gangster ambitions, there is always a tattooed man with scary eyebrows who comes to cause trouble.
Wu Tao once or twice can be considered a coincidence, but Wu Tao three or four times will make you unable to sit still.
He held a piece of dog tail grass in his mouth and rushed to the big man's side angrily: "Is there something wrong with you?!"
I saw Gessen holding the iron chain with his hand, turning around faintly: "How do you know..."
"What?" Wu Tao was stunned.
At this moment, the iron chain in the big man's hand suddenly jumped up and tied the two of them together: "Until a master is born, we are not allowed to separate!"
Damn it! The iron chain can talk and let him have children with men!
Wu Tao was frightened and fainted.
After waking up,
Wu Tao looked at the man with muscles and a fierce face, and fell into deep sorrow: How can I make this rough man like steel willingly give birth to my baby?
And the rough guy who was stared at didn't know how many times he hid in the toilet to solve the problem. He was worried while rushing: How on earth should I let him know that it was not me who gave birth to the baby?
Finally,
That dark and stormy night, Wu Tao sneaked into Geshen's bedroom.
After a while, Wu Tao's cry came from the room: "Fuck! It's not like that!"
Gessen wiped away his tears and said hard: "That's right, did you miss the title of this article?"
Afterwards, Wu Tao's eyes were red and swollen. She limped to the courtyard and looked up at the sky: "I am your uncle's spoiled wife. Your whole family is spoiled!"
A ruthless and mean-spirited hardware store owner is assaulted by a heartless fake hooligan who is really an innocent college student.
①Difference in body shape x difference in skin color
②Two straight men fell in love with each other and gave birth to a child, SC, HE
③Meme from July 23, the copy has been screenshotted, please do not refer to it, leave it on 23/10/24
Intention: As long as there is love in your heart, everything is possible.
