[Reserved on October 23, 2023, the text is in the third person.
I am an ordinary person who accidentally became a counselor at the Supernatural Academy one day.
My job is to protect my students.
It's an easy task for me -
Wait! Why are they all a bunch of incomprehensible guys? !
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I tried my best to coax the abusive heroine who was standing on the roof of the building crying, till she became dry, tongue-tied, and dizzy. The strong heroine came up to the abusive male protagonist by twisting his ears and slapped him three times to make him kneel down. I cursed angrily: "You dare to bully our class, you are so arrogant, and if you make Mingyue cry like this, you are in danger of life or death!"
The heroine of the abusive novel cried and fell into the arms of the heroine of the violent novel.
After coaxing me for two hours:?
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The handsome and taciturn male classmate suddenly carried his petite roommate on his back, his face was rosy and sweaty, and he told me in a hoarse voice: "Teacher, Tiantian is in estrus, does he have a suppressor?"
Me: "Estrus?"
Male classmate: "Omega's estrus period."
Me: "?"
Male classmate: "Just like I am an alpha, I will have a susceptible period. Forget it, you are a beta and you don't understand."
Ordinary me: "Huh?"
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A classmate with ankle-length hair asked: "Sir, how do you use this shiny iron box?"
A classmate with fangs said: "Teacher, I really want to suck your blood. Do you have any clues?"
The classmate who transformed from a cat into a human said: "The reason I didn't go to class today is really because I was entangled by that bastard tentacle monster. Teacher, you make the decision for me!"
A classmate wearing a brand-name suit said: "Don't waste my time, I will definitely take everything that belongs to me from that illegitimate child."
A classmate who often disappears: "Teacher, I am trapped in the infinite flow world, please save me."
The classmate holding the mysterious bracelet: "How dare she break off my engagement, I will definitely make her regret it!"
Student with the heart-throb attribute: "I'm being followed again today. Teacher, please help me."
He looked at his classmate affectionately: "Teacher, do you know? You are very much like him."
…
Me: "?"
A sharp crackling sound was made.
A bunch of lunatics.
Note
1. The school has no prototype.
2. The schools and classes in this article are not consistent with the real universities. They created their own systems for the sake of funny plots. Please do not pursue it too much. Real counselors would not be like this.
3. Easy sand sculptures, no outline.
4. The author was driven crazy by academic pressure.
Mission: Love students, love work
