The mind flayer was so lustful that he didn't see Tafu's agitation, so he put out the fire chopsticks, sifted out a cup of wine, took a sip, and found that most of the cup was left. He took a star eclipse tadpole from his arms, threw it lightly into the cup, looked at Tafu and said, "If you are willing, eat the remaining half of my cup of wine."
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It's a bit evil, so please let me know. It's mainly about archiving oral pleasure jokes. Maybe it's not completely CP-free. The main reason is that the protagonist is uncertain, so I can't calculate the orientation, or write whatever comes to mind.
Completed: "Baldur's Gate 4: The Age of Entrepreneurship", "The Monarch's Hands Split the Red Clothes" with a new head
The weird things I want to write may include but are not limited to. They may not all be funny, but they may be a bit evil:
"The Mad Attack on Little Bucao All Over Faerûn" through Time Travel
"Rebirth: I am a physical education teacher in the Temple of Baal"
"Baal, the Aunt of Love"
Things like "Vampires get drunk and sell gold, Druids cause havoc in Peach Blossom Village, Jahila Snow Mountain Temple, Gotash burns the fodder yard" and the like
"Supernatural Detective & Serial Killer Showdown of the Century!" Tafu's evil thoughts battle in Tokyo Tower! "This article should use the same background as "The Years Melkor Was Deceived to Go to Northern Burma".
Intention: Make unremitting efforts and face life with a smile
