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[Three bowls of Little Sun Internship Little God x Cold Ascetic God Realm Tianzun]
It turns out that the establishment of the God Realm also has an internship period.
Su Jinran writes about gourmet food in the bullshit and scumbag articles of various bosses, and others hate Hai Qingtian. She shows off her food, goes through thousands of sailings, reaches the top of the world's top gourmet masters, and finally ascends to godhood. However, she learns that there is also an internship period in the god world, and the sky falls.
Su Jinran smiled kindly: "So what Heavenly Court means is that I have to go down to earth and spend the 996 internship period conscientiously and hard-working, before I can successfully join the God Realm, right?"
Tianting HR Siming felt a little guilty: "Yes, yes."
That's lucky (lucky).
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Su Jinran's internship mission is to persuade ten mortals to commit suicide through a live broadcast of food before the end of the internship period.
If it is not completed as scheduled, the preparation qualification will be cancelled.
At nightfall, by the cold river, a man stood with half his leg in the air and was about to jump down. A bowl of steaming beer duck appeared out of thin air. Su Jinran held half of the duck leg in his mouth: "Would you like to try the freshly baked beer duck?"
The man was heartbroken: "What do you think?"
Su Jinran was silent for a second: "Then you drink soup and beer to relieve your sorrow."
The gods and goddesses from all walks of life outside the live broadcast screen are speechless.
"It's really the worst class among the worst I have ever brought up!"
"You still want to spend your internship period and become a full-time employee?"
"Just say it's cheap but not good."
As he finished speaking, the man retracted his legs with a gloomy expression, took the bowl, and slowly took a sip of the beer soup.
All the immortals: "???"
Is this reasonable?
The initial live broadcast room was filled with all kinds of questioning and disparaging remarks.
As various delicacies such as red pea noodles, mackerel dumplings, and hot and sour noodles appeared on the scene, the suicide victims one after another opened their hearts and complained. Su Jinran's KPI index kept rising, and he was just around the corner to become a god.
The immortals were stunned: "Who said this intern is not good? This is great."
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Su Jinran's live broadcast room has always had a mysterious brother.
Whenever the task is urgent, Su Jinran panics: "Oops, the person who committed suicide is too far away, so the food props cannot be used."
Big brother on the list: Reward one hundred [Teleport Talismans].
Whenever her wallet was in trouble, Su Jinran cried: "I'm so poor, I can't afford delicious food."
Big brother on the list: Reward [one million yuan in mortal currency].
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Su Jinran secretly regarded his eldest brother as the benefactor who helped him successfully become a regular employee.
On the first day after he successfully entered the God Realm, after Su Jin took over his priesthood, he bent down and asked for a favor order from the Supreme Lord of the God Realm: "The little god has a great benefactor during his internship, and I want to ask for his favor."
The Heavenly Lord on the high seat was as cold as jade. Hearing the sound, his eyes dropped to Su Jinran, and a voice like broken jade came to him: "What kind of favor?"
"The little god wants to meet his benefactor," Su Jinran frowned and smiled like a shining little sun, "Thank him in person."
The Immortal Lord, who had never experienced any trouble before, suddenly curled his fingers nervously.
The immortals who saw this scene in their eyes said: "..."
Something's wrong, something really isn't right.
#Family, who knows, the dog boss who asked me to go down to earth to spend my internship period in 996 is actually the biggest brother on the biggest fan list who silently supports me behind the scenes?
#Well... Is it okay to fall in love with your boss within the establishment?
Reading tips:
1.1V1, SC, HE, food and sweet pet stories.
2. It's a mixture of various elements, including comedy, warmth, redemption, slap in the face, and abuse. The main tone is sweet and refreshing.
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Copy of "Crazy Criticism Demon King's Manual for Forced Renewal of Marriage":
The Great Jin Dynasty promulgated a new law that allows monsters to become nationals, and naturalized people are treated the same as humans.
The people were complaining incessantly, but no one knew that the nine-tailed red fox demon king was crazy and violent. Thousands of years ago, he stained the demon clan with the blood of his sweetheart, and then watered the tree of reincarnation with his blood essence, just to find the whereabouts of his mortal wife.
How terrifying would it be for a monster that could even slaughter its own relatives and be so ruthless to itself in order to achieve its goals, if it could enter and exit the human realm at will.
However, the imperial court did not listen to public opinion. It only said that there were limitations in the way of heaven, and monsters did not dare to act rashly in the mortal world.
The daughter-in-law of Fuyin had been studying in the teahouse, listening to books, when she saw a young man in white standing in the hall, looking at her with a look in his eyes.
When their eyes met, the man bowed and bowed: "I see that the lady has a kind face, and she looks like an old friend of mine. I looked at her twice and was rude to her."
Su Nian chuckled: "The way of striking up a conversation is a bit old-fashioned."
After that day, Su Nian felt strange.
On a spring day, she and her female companion were drinking in the peach garden and admiring the flowers. While they were drinking, she seemed to hear screams. That night, Fu Yin's father fearfully told her that a long-absent flower picker was found near the peach garden with his eyes gouged out and his body thrown into the wilderness.
In the summer, she went to the lake to enjoy the flowers, reciting poems with her friends, and watched helplessly as the boat of the prime minister's legitimate son, who came to cause trouble, was inexplicably capsized upside down in the lake, and she almost lost her life.
In autumn, if she said she wanted to admire the fallen leaves on the first day, the ginkgo trees in her house would be decorated with golden color the next day; if she said the fallen leaves were messy and disturbing, a breeze would rise and sweep away the fallen leaves all over the floor.
In winter, she often went to Huguo Temple to burn incense. The road was slippery, and even the emperor's sedan bearers had to be very alert to avoid stumbling. But Su Nian's sedan chair never bumped, and the bearer who carried her sedan chair was also amazed, saying that her feet seemed to be on flat ground, and there was no sense of climbing up or downhill.
Every time something strange happened, Su Nian would see a young man in white. Although she could never see his face clearly, she could remember the cinnabar moles in the corners of his eyes, which were like fire.
There was a change in the family. Su Nian returned to her grandfather's house for temporary refuge, but fell into the hands of bandits.
When she was desperate, she suddenly heard the screams of weapons outside the door, which lasted for as long as a cup of tea. Su Nian could only see a hazy blush in front of her eyes. The door of the bridal chamber opened, and the figure in the swaying candlelight was caught by the cold night wind, and the smell of rust rushed toward her...
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Su Nian finally saw his appearance clearly. His silver hair was stained with blood, and his phoenix eyes were smiling.
Her eyes slowly fell on the sachet on his waist.
I saw that the sachet was made of coarse cloth. The person who made it had rough needlework and the whole sachet was crooked.
But Su Nian has good eyesight and can still distinguish the almost smooth handwriting sewn on the sachet: Nian.
[Rebellious noble girl
Concept: The most beautiful thing in the world, immortality never changes