Has the Underworld Messenger Achieved Its Arrest Target?

Li Zhu originally lived a miserable life of failure in studies, failure in love, rejection of internship, and bleak future. Suddenly one day she died inexplicably, so she became the lowest messenger of the underworld. Every day she was reminded by her boss: "Have you completed today's recruitment quota??" But when she first arrived, she didn't know how to do anything. The separation of wives and children arranged well by her boss was completely destroyed by her and turned into a happy reunion scene that moved the world. In a harmonious crime scene, there are always people who act horribly and bravely. Her furious boss assigned her an impossible task: to overcome the oolong caused by the system, so that this invulnerable guy could quickly pack up and report to the underworld. Li Zhu reluctantly took office. She arranged a large car crash, but Wu Long climbed out unscathed from the impossible scene. She arranged for him to be diagnosed with a terminal illness, but as soon as she got the test results in the morning, in the afternoon scientists announced that they had conquered the thousand-year-old terminal disease in one fell swoop! She arranged for him to fall in love with Big Brother's woman and then be hunted down by Big Brother, and then... Then the system burned. "Do you have any brains!" Wu Long protested, "Arranging things that are impossible to happen will have serious consequences." "... What are the consequences? Destruction of the world? Extinction of humankind?" "..." Wu Long smiled bitterly: "I thought you were going to ask why the things you arranged couldn't happen." … Then she decided to lie down. Then she discovered that the underworld was actually quite nice. For example, there was no need to eat, drink, or defecate here. So after a period of time, she successfully transformed from a fat little girl into a graceful and exquisite goddess figure: everything she should have, but not skinny and lean. Moreover, the messengers of the underworld can move freely between the Yin and Yang worlds and are invisible. Therefore, Li Zhu embarked on an exciting journey of chasing stars on the spot. Actress A was hidden? No, according to Li Zhu's tracking, she was just accidentally pregnant and was arranged to give birth secretly. Male star No, no, no, Li Zhuhe watched the whole process of their recording of the program and found that the two of them actually had an open relationship, and they were each doing their own thing in private! In addition, Li Zhu discovered that she could quietly return to her former friends and silently accompany them through the ups and downs of life. When they are nearing the end of their lifespan, she can even customize their death methods and plan their life trajectories for the next life. Not bad. The worst part is that she also gained a loser named Wu Long. The Nth day after lying down. "What drama have you arranged for me today?" Wu Long sat up on the other side of the bed and asked. Li Zhuyan smiled brightly: "Today's arrangement is for the common people to go downstairs to buy soy milk and steamed buns for the distinguished messenger from the underworld. The soy milk does not add sugar, and the steamed buns need to be stuffed with three delicacies!" Wu Long sat down and said Qian'er: "!" ----- Receive in advance Receive in advance! ----- If you are passing by, please collect it in advance! "Time Travel to Become Roosevelt's Pen Pal" When she woke up, Jian Xueyi traveled back to 1900 and became a student in a new-style school in the late Qing Dynasty. Her father's family was a reformist family, and her mother's family were early national capitalists with strong financial resources and a trendy vision. She was told not to delve deeply into classics and history, but to study foreign languages, mathematics, physics and chemistry. In school, while studying English, she suddenly had an idea - why not find herself an English pen pal? Just do what you said, and just like that, a beautifully worded letter traveled across the ocean to Harvard University in Country M, and was received by a college student named Franklin Roosevelt. The moment he opened the letter, the voice of God appeared in Roosevelt's mind: Lao Luo, this person is very important to you and will lead you to success. Become a pen pal with TA, and you will make the right choices at all historical nodes. Roosevelt dubiously maintained correspondence with Jian Xueyi, and the voice in his head really got it right. The subsequent economic depression, presidential campaign, four re-elections, and joining the Allies in World War II... All decisions were made by God. For example, when Lao Luo was undecided about whether to join World War II, Jian Xueyi, who was memorizing words starting with A, wrote a letter like this: Old Luo, don't be absurd, you cannot abruptly abandon your friend in agony. The war aggravates aggresively, so acquire some acumen and advocate affirmatively. Alert: if you keep being ambiguous, I'll abolish our acquiantance. Now it's time to talk to people: Lao Luo, you are so uninteresting. Your old friend and I are in dire straits right now, so you just want to be the boss? ? Is it a human being? ? I'm warning you, if you don't come to help us, I will abandon our friendship! It's up to you! Lao Luo: Ah ah ah ah, help, otherwise we would be inhumane. ---------- Dividing line ---------- This is an imaginative article that combines high school history + CET-4 and CET-6 English. The author makes a living by writing English emails every day, so his English writing level is not bad. There will be two versions of each communication. The English version will use level 4 and 6 words, and the Chinese version that speaks human language is a sand sculpture version. If you want to easily read about the history from 1900 to 1950, or take a look at the vocabulary of Level 4 and Level 6, please pay attention! Or, you can just read those silly letters and have some entertainment. Refill! Purpose: Cherish the people you are destined to have