How a Crematorium Assistant Eats Melon Immersively

——Advance collection of "Okay, give me some money"—— Copywriting of this article: Gu Yiwen went through the book and came across an ancient article about scumbag and lowly being punished by the crematorium. The protagonist, Shou Ben, was a young master who was favored by thousands of people. Once he was defeated, he fell from heaven to hell and was bullied in every possible way by everyone. After the protagonist suffers an accident, the protagonist Gong silently helps him, but all this is taken by Zha Gong as his own, and he seizes his love. The protagonist Shou fell in love with Zha Gong, and was eventually injured by him and left the country. The protagonist Gong waited for an impossible love in his arms. And Gu Yiwen is the miserable and unlucky assistant who urges the protagonist to attack. Good news: As a personal assistant, Gu Yiwen can take advantage of the situation immediately. The bad news: It's still five years until the story begins. Life was boring. Gu Yiwen lived like a dead fish for five years and became the protagonist. The most capable assistant around the cold-hearted young president who was known as a business wizard was the target of countless companies. Faced with the sky-high poaching salary, Gu Yiwen resolutely refused ——Just kidding, it's so possible for him to leave such a good seat to watch a show! Wishful thinking! ＊ After the protagonist returned to China, Assistant Gu finally started his happy life of eating melons. Assistant Gu's first lesson, how to get the melon right away - first of all, you have to be on the scene right away. The protagonist is visited by the protagonist. Assistant Gu looked pleased, "This is the first time for the young master to bring someone back." Butler: "..." Isn't this my line? The two protagonists, Gong and Shou, had a very happy conversation with each other. Assistant Gu silently wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, "The young master hasn't smiled like this for a long time." Butler: "..." This seems to be my line too? The protagonist is sick Assistant Gu had a look of resentment on his face, "It's just a small cold and you're calling me here in the middle of the night?" Family doctor: "..." Should I say this? Butler: "..." Assistant Gu was teased. Assistant Gu's second lesson, how to increase the immersion of the melon-eating experience - you must do your best to help the boss pursue the protagonist. It's just that there seems to be something wrong with this step... For example, Assistant Gu carefully arranged a candlelight dinner, and the result... The protagonist Gong sat alone at the gorgeous dining table, his always deserted face full of loneliness, "Assistant Gu, why don't you think he comes?" Assistant Gu: "..." How does he know? The protagonist Gong smiled sadly, "Assistant Gu, would you like to have a meal with me?" Assistant Gu: "..." OK, anyway, what he ordered is what he likes to eat. Assistant Gu lowered his head and thought hard about the reason, but missed the raised corners of the mouth of the person opposite and the hidden look in his eyes that was sure to win. Reading Guide 1. Shuangjie 1V1 2. There is no prototype for this article, and each one has its shortcomings. 3. Add more~ —————— Advance receipt copy: Yang Momo, who had been herding sheep for more than ten years, was found. It turns out that he is the... Illegitimate son of a wealthy family living abroad. It turns out he has an older brother. So Yang Momo said goodbye to her vicious adoptive parents that night, packed her bags into the city, and went straight to the big villa at the address. My brother is very handsome and scary. But Yang Momo was dazzled by the magnificent villa and refused to leave. After returning to a wealthy family, Yang Momo lived a life of luxury and luxury. Once Yang Momo was in the sky and the earth was under his feet, he lived a life that he had always longed for, a life that was so luxurious that he couldn't even imagine it. Yang Momo's wealthy life is satisfactory, but there is only one problem - why is his brother so terrible! * In order to please Shen Yi and not be kicked out, Yang Momo stayed by his side all day long. When eating, you have to sit next to him with a bowl in hand and cling to him. When sleeping, you have to cling to him while holding the quilt. Wherever his brother goes, he clings to him like a little tail... Under Yang Momo's offensive of grinding the iron pestle into a needle, he finally achieved a good relationship as brothers and sisters, and his ambition was immediately exposed, and he wanted money as soon as he opened his eyes. "Shen Yi, buy me a sports car." "Shen Yi, that winery is so beautiful." "Shen Yi! Give me money!" Yang Momo has become the most spendthrift person in the capital. He drinks a cup of milk tea and throws away a cup. He buys one set of clothes and burns another. The pearls should be the biggest, the clothes should be the most expensive, the shoes should be limited edition, and the sports cars should be replaced every month. Just when he was about to start dominating without any scruples, he was told that he had found the wrong address... His villa is not his villa, and his brother is not his brother... Yang Momo shuddered as she recalled the days when she was in control of heaven and earth, and Shen Yi's ruthless face. Run! Must run! Yang Momo was about to run away with all the baggage, but was stuck by the door because the baggage was too big. Yang Momo looked at the pile of baggage, reluctant to throw away any of it, her face full of tangles. "Throw them all away. Can I buy you new ones?" Yang Momo's eyes shone, "Okay!" ... Wait, why does this voice sound so familiar? He looked up and saw Shen Yi smiling strangely, his low voice full of danger. "Wherever Momo wants to go, can you take your brother with you?" ＊ Everyone in the capital knew that the man the Shen family had brought back was not only an ignorant country bumpkin, but also a prodigal son. Is a fool. Everyone also knew that the eldest member of the Shen family was ruthless, sinister and terrifying, and there was no way he could win anything from him. He's a mad dog. They were all waiting for a joke to see when the eldest member of the Shen family would kill the younger one. They waited and waited until Yang Momo was pampered to the point of being lawless and domineering over them. They thought, this is definitely flattering! They waited and waited, until the Shen family took Yang Momo's name, and until the terrifying Shen family boss held the person in his hands like a pearl. They waited until Yang Momo became more and more arrogant and prodigal every day. They had waited all their lives and watched Shen Yi pamper him all their lives. Intention: Grasp life and live hard