National Live Broadcast, I Became Famous After Stealing Tributes Like Crazy [Zerg]
全民直播,疯狂偷吃贡品后我红了【虫族】
by Pippi Shrimp Fried Rice (皮皮虾炒饭)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 20k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Fake skinless and shameless, really crazy and tolerant of long-haired beauties × Fake gentle and amiable, really yandere green tea, ruthless and ruthless] 1. Qi Le is a university student majoring in history. When he went underground to investigate the ancient tomb, the tomb robber beat him to death with a stick. He closed and opened his eyes and transformed into a cannon fodder female insect. The original owner was so pitiful that he was abandoned by the fake young master who occupied the magpie's nest at the freshman trial site, surrounded by mass graves. System 5488: "Welcome! Because there are too many time-travelers! You have transformed into a useless female insect with F mental strength! Although you are a true young master, the insects around you want to tear you alive~ I have no power, and I will give you this life!" Qi Le:...... Irnm. You start with only one life, and you have to pick up all the equipment. If the golden finger is disconnected, even if you die... It doesn't count! What should I do if I wear it again and get the identity of a little Yakuza? At least I still have life now, let's think about how to get out of this mass grave first. Qi Le was so angry that he grabbed the wild apple beside the wild grave and took a bite. As a result, the crazy stealing tribute system was awakened. As long as there are bystanders, if you eat the tributes of the human race in history, you will have a chance to drop this person's skills. He also discovered that the original owner was not a useless female insect with F mental strength at all, but a male insect pretending to be a female insect! Qi Le: "!" Qi Le's fusion memory discovered that species fusion was serious in the interstellar era. Countless races rose and perished in each galaxy, and history was buried in the long river of time. It happened that the place he was on was the Earth known as the Ancient Blue Star, so he simply picked up his old job and broadcast history live. On the light screen in the live broadcast room, a long-haired and beautiful male insect was sitting on a barren grave. The blood mole on the corner of his lips was so red that it was so red. Lively explain to the audience in the live broadcast room what the Chinese dragon and the Chinese soul are. The insect attracted by the strange picture: Barrage 1: History? Laughing to death. The thinnest book of our Zerg race is the history book. Barrage 2: Why did Long become involved with Guiguzi? This isn't like serious history. Barrage 3: hhh this anchor's speech is so interesting Barrage 4: Am I the only one who finds this anchor very good-looking? The fragmented ghost beauty! Hiss—— While Qi Le was being sprayed wildly, system prompts sounded one after another. "Ding dong! Congratulations on your success in stealing Gui Guzi's tribute! Obtained skill: Strategy C level! Used 0/1 time!" "Ding dong! Congratulations on your success in stealing Zhu Yuanzhang's tribute! Obtained the skill: Loyalty Level D! Any words spoken from your mouth will be extremely offensive! Use 0/1 time!" "Ding dong! Congratulations on your success in stealing Yuan Shikai's tribute! Obtained the skill: Stealing the Fruit of Revolution C-level! What is your wife? That's my wife! The number of uses is 0/1 time!" A host with weird skills, absurd and evil anecdotes... He crazily attacked the barren entertainment field of the Zerg, and dominated the top charts in the live broadcast room for seven days and seven nights. While the insects were cursing what kind of live broadcast room this was where demons were dancing wildly, they rewarded it honestly. "Don't broadcast it if you have the guts! Explain to me why Penglai's Tentacle Guanyin can't beat Zhu Yuanzhang who has opened his Heavenly Eyes!" Until Qi Le accidentally revealed a male insect pattern that resembled a dragon totem. The insects went crazy: "The beauty is so beautiful!!" 2. Qi Le walked out of Blue Star and discovered that in the long river of time, many unheard of species have appeared in the vast universe, and every inch of land is a mausoleum of dead totems. In this regard, Qi Le said - very satisfied! ——Zheng, He, I, Yi! But why is the style of my skill becoming more and more wrong? "Ding dong! You successfully ate the tribute of Xuan Ming, the totem of the Blue Star! You gained the skill Rainfall!" "Ding dong! You successfully stole the tribute of the black-striped sea hare, the totem of Raboul Star! You get the skill to tell the male and female apart! The two sides fight, and the loser automatically becomes a female!" "Ding dong! You successfully ate the tribute of Sorensen Star's totem unwinding worm! Obtained the skill gene untwisting! I don't have you as a son, your father said, interrupting your DNA sequence with a slap!" "Ding dong! Did you successfully eat the tribute from the abyss? Obtained skill x#&%&? Gaze from the abyss?" Witnesses from history/Zerg treasures/War machines/Lord Cthulhu... Why are there more and more weird tags? I accidentally became a Zerg totem! Until one day when aliens invaded, they discovered that this group of originally warlike Zerg were now as if they were on drugs! Each and every one of them is as paranoid as a believer who has glimpsed a god: "Protect me Lord Cthulhu! The descendant of the True Dragon applies to fight!!" Inside the main space ship not far away. The blond marshal's waist-length hair was gently pulled back and he persuaded: "Don't look at them, those violent lunatics don't even wear restraint rings." He gently rubbed Qi Le's neck and exhaled like a cat: "But I wore it." He could bear it but couldn't. Of course Qi Le couldn't hold it back and tilted his head to kiss her. Intention: People always have to stand tall in the current difficulties, because our life is still going on
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