“A timid, adorable secretary/comic artist who only dares to grumble inwardly x a big-dicked, daddy-type CEO/voice actor who seems abstinent on the outside but is very good at fantasizing in private”
Also known as: “Hello, Could You Please Stop Moaning?”
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Su Jiang’s main job is working as a secretary in the CEO’s office.
His side gig is drawing comics for adults.
To focus on his creative work after hours, Su Jiang moved out of his family’s villa and, through a voice actor he liked online, rented an old-fashioned, spacious apartment in a quiet neighborhood.
The apartment was great in every way, except for the poor soundproofing.
He had never met the neighbor upstairs, but he kept hearing strange noises in the middle of the night.
Sometimes there were hushed warnings, sometimes excited taunts, and sometimes... blushing, heart-racing... panting.
With a bright red face, Su Jiang pulled the covers over his head. The next day, he showed up with dark circles under his eyes and got an earful from his direct supervisor. That night, he went home and kept working on his comic, then fell into the cycle of “hearing noises upstairs, losing sleep, getting scolded, rushing to finish his work.”
On the Nth day of getting chewed out with dark circles under his eyes, he finally couldn’t take it anymore and rang the upstairs neighbor’s doorbell.
The door opened to reveal a tall man wrapped in a bath towel and wearing gold-rimmed glasses.
Su Jiang’s pupils widened in shock. “Hello... you’re so...”
The neighbor’s features were striking. “So what?”
Su Jiang thought the voice sounded familiar. He swallowed. “So... so big.”
The neighbor gave the slender young man a strange look. “Can I help you?”
Summoning all the courage he had, Su Jiang said, “H-hello... Could you please stop moaning?”
Neighbor: ?
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Although he seemed to have knocked on the wrong door, it worked, at least. Within a day, the noises upstairs had stopped completely.
But Su Jiang couldn’t sleep.
The voice actor he liked so much suddenly announced he was retiring.
It should have been a rare night of good sleep, but Su Jiang once again showed up with dark circles under his eyes, listlessly waiting to be chewed out by his direct supervisor.
However, his direct supervisor had been replaced.
Su Jiang looked up and met a pair of deep, narrow, alluring eyes.
He slowly backed away.
Th-this... wasn’t this the neighbor from upstairs?!
With nowhere to run, Su Jiang and the man awkwardly stared at each other. He decided to greet him. “Good morning, CEO...”
The CEO raised an eyebrow. “I’m big?”
Su Jiang’s face turned crimson.
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Everyone at the company said the new CEO was a cool, elegant heartthrob.
Only Su Jiang knew that although the new CEO seemed magnanimous, he was actually very “vindictive.”
Just because Su Jiang had nearly accused him of making too much noise, the CEO kept him late at work. And when they weren’t working overtime, he’d either make Su Jiang work out or get coffee with him at lunch, take him home to sample the CEO’s latest dishes, or commandeer his weekends to go hiking, visit parks, and see a traditional doctor!
Daring neither to complain nor protest, Su Jiang drew the man into one of his explicit comics to get back at him in secret.
To celebrate Su Jiang’s twenty-fourth birthday, which he was spending working overtime with the CEO, his childhood friend paid a fortune to coax the retired voice actor out of retirement to record audio for one of Su Jiang’s comic skits.
Su Jiang listened in the office, growing more and more excited, until... a familiar pant escaped the voice actor’s lips.
It sounded a little like the CEO.
Then he watched with his own eyes as the CEO walked out of his office wearing the abstinent-looking suit Su Jiang had designed for him in the comic.
Su Jiang was already starting to feel prickly all over.
The next second, the CEO had him pinned between the desks, his waist held fast.
“Didn’t you want me to stop moaning?” The CEO’s warm lips brushed past his ear, seemingly by chance.
“Looks like... you’re enjoying it now.”
#How My Favorite Voice Actor Became My Neighbor (and Landlord), Then My Boss, and Ended Up as the Daddy in My Explicit Comics#
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Su Jiang always thought that every time he ran into Luo Hanshu, it was fate.
Only after they got together did he learn that all that talk about fate being wondrous was just a cover for a long-planned scheme!
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Sweet Peach x Mint Liqueur
[Reader’s Guide]
1. All professions in the story are fictional. The plot focuses mainly on the leads’ real-life workplace, with their side gigs making up about forty percent of the story.
2. The author isn’t a professional, and the writing is amateurish. All the setting details exist to serve the plot, and are mostly made up on the fly. If anything defies gravity, just laugh it off.
3. Updates have been rather slow lately. The story will be revised after completion.
Blurb written on 2025.2.20
Theme: Fate is truly wondrous!