Everyone in the Court Is Listening to My Voice and Consuming CP

"The ex-wife of the actor who disappeared for ten years turned out to be a master of metaphysics" is being updated, welcome to collect it! [Text of this article] As the scissor-hand of a small station and a big grain producer of a certain Ford, Sang Miaomiao is keen on dating, and loves every pair of CPs with sincerity, until she becomes the little cannon fodder Sang Meiren in the intrigue and treacherous harem who can't survive the first three episodes. She also comes with a system that can't do anything and is the best in nonsense. Sang Miaomiao: There are such good things! So, Sang Miaomiao, who was lying flat, sat up in shock, and led the system to live a fairy life of eating melons, watching movies, and weeping for the beautiful love at the same time. But she didn't know that every time she used CP randomly, her thoughts were publicly released by the stupid system! *** Concubine Hui and Concubine Shu have been unhappy with each other since they were in the boudoir. From fighting for a red hairpin, a dress, to fighting for a man, the fight was fierce and passionate. Today you frame me, and tomorrow I will frame you, but... [Oh my God, she is so in love! Fighting with each other, being sour and jealous, all just to let you see me in your eyes! Worried about your loneliness in the palace, I even married with you... Wow, Lily's method is really good! Concubine Hui and Concubine Shu looked at each other with disgust: She is actually interested in me? ! Emperor: So I'm just a part of your play! *** The elders of the three dynasties led a large number of courtiers, kneeling and begging the emperor to establish a queen as soon as possible, to recruit concubines and fill the harem. The impassioned veteran: It is your Majesty's responsibility to carry on the family lineage and spread its branches! [Wow, it really is a reproductive cancer. He has a beard and keeps taking concubines to have children. The concubine in the twenty-eighth room is just pregnant... Wait a minute, isn't this concubine his grandson's sweetheart? Wow, then this kid...] The old minister fainted, and other important ministers kneeling on the ground: You should finish speaking, whose child is this? Is he a son or a great-grandson? *** Later. The Minister of Punishment and the Minister of Dali Temple rushed forward to hear the truth behind the massacre, but the result... [Wow, these two are a perfect match. The difference in body shape, the difference in skin color, and the strong alliance between sapiosexuals. I love it. I declare that the evil nemesis CP is born! The Minister of Punishment and the Minister of Dali Temple silently walked ten steps away from each other: Don't come near me! Emperor: Okay, you two form a CP, oh no, form a team to investigate this case. The eyes of the Secretary of the Ministry of Finance are shining with golden light, "My Lady, you have finished speaking!" Where is the treasure of the previous dynasty? What is this market economy? This tax reform... [Wow, the Minister of the Ministry of Finance looks so ugly, and his wife is still determined to leave him. This is true love. Fortunately, his daughter looks like her mother, as delicate as a peach blossom. I really want to stick to her! The Minister of Household Affairs secretly thought: How about sending my precious daughter to the palace to give to the empress? Emperor: Go away, you dare to take advantage of me! … Although useless, the little system has a positive attitude and chats enthusiastically every day. Originally, he wanted to use his meager strength to protect Sang Miaomiao and survive for three episodes, but he didn't expect that it would be the one who was taken away! Silly Baitian System: Miaomiao, can the emperor tolerate so many women? Aren't harem stories all about fighting for favor and love without any bloodshed? Why do these concubines seem to prefer sticking to you? Sang Miaomiao: What about harem stories? Sisters and sisters are all one family. That's called His Overbearing Majesty falling in love with us! Emperor: So, I married myself a bunch of love rivals? Alas, today is another perfect day to eat life and death! *** Copywriting of "The ex-wife of the actor who disappeared for ten years turned out to be a master of metaphysics" Ten years later, Xu Qiaoxi came back and found that the whole world had been turned upside down—— There are many high-rise buildings, glass curtain walls, busy traffic, QR codes everywhere... And ghosts making funny faces in the crowd... In order to pursue her evil thoughts, she came to an abandoned factory, but accidentally entered the recording scene of the variety show "Secret End". At this time, the big ghost in red was shedding blood and tears, driving the little ghosts to hunt down the guests who were screaming in fear. He subdued the red ghost with one move and was about to slip away, but someone grabbed his wrist. It turned out to be her ex-husband who she left behind for ten years without saying goodbye! *** It took Ning Yu Heng ten years to gradually go from being a little transparent extra with nothing to becoming a double actor at the top and a billionaire TV star with tens of millions of fans and more and more people who love him... But no one knows that he was married long before he became famous and was abandoned during the honeymoon period! He blames himself, is angry, resentful, afraid, and misses even more... Until one day she suddenly appeared, stood in front of him, and defeated the NPC who was scaring him with one move. Her features were as beautiful as before, leaving no trace of time. He held her wrist tightly. This time, I will never let you run away again! *** Later, Ning Yuheng trapped her in his arms, roaring hysterically, his eyes red, and looking haggard as he worried about gains and losses. "Where have you been these past ten years?" Is it because they have moved on and are not in love anymore? Or do you dislike him? Or is he being coerced... He must die and understand! Xu Qiaoxi hesitated, raised his neck and asked tentatively: "If I said that I was chosen by heaven to accept a disciple, and I have been practicing outside the world... Well, would you believe it?" Ning Yuheng:...... Very good, she didn't have an accident or cheat on her, but she became a monk directly! *** 1. The plot case is based on the entertainment industry, but it is not very scary because the author is also very timid! 2. Arguments are unrealistic. Please do not pretend to be in the entertainment industry, let alone metaphysics! 3. Metaphysics knowledge basically comes from the Internet. It is not professional, so please do not be too strict and believe in science! 4. Essentially, I still want to write a sweet cookie about romance and catching ghosts, and the plot and emotion must be there! Intention: Happiness is created by oneself!