When Gordy mentioned Salazar Slytherin Youth Limited Edition.
Student A: I saw Professor Gryffindor holding Professor Slytherin's son!
Student B: Did you hear that? The bastard son of Professor Gryffindor and Professor Slytherin walked hand in hand.
Student C: Professor Gryffindor and Professor Slytherin walked hand in hand, and brought Professor Slytherin's illegitimate child with them!
Student D: Professor Gryffindor and Professor Slytherin secretly raised a son, and the family of three walked together hand in hand.
Melon-eater Helga: I heard that you gave birth to a baby for Sal?
Purpose: Rumors stop with the wise.