The fateful black bird descends to give birth to Shang. He has the destiny of being a heroine, but he is doing the things of a novice. Ahem, this plot is still far away.
Chongyi Jiang, who was four years old at the time, chased his eldest nephew all over the place. Whenever he encountered a problem, he would shout, "My nephew Chong Ying Biao!"
At that time, his ten-year-old nephew Chong Yingbiao, who could not hide away, did not expect that his little aunt would cause trouble for him everywhere.
Chongyi Jiang: "Eshun showed me a new storybook today. Do you want to listen?"
Chong Yingbiao drank tea: "E Shun is the most knowledgeable. What he tells you to read must be very useful. Read it and listen to it."
Chongyi Jiang: "What do you think about the fact that eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope and eight hundred protons entered the bed?"
Chong Yingbiao rushed out of the door: "Bah! I'll chop that shameless guy to death. My little aunt is only thirteen years old!!"
Chongyi Jiang: "My nephew, I have someone I like~"
Chong Yingbiao's heart dropped: "What?? Which pig dares to eat my cabbage?!!"
Chongyi Jiang was shy, "You know that person..."
After being stunned for a while, Chong Yingbiao had already drafted an assassination list. "Yin Jiao? Jiang Wenhuan? E Shun? Isn't it Su Quanxiao, who has no hair on his head?? It doesn't matter, I won't keep any of them!" He rushed out through the door.
I really didn't expect that one day, my nemesis would stand in front of me with a bright and arrogant face, "From now on, we will have our own affairs. I will call you brother, and you will call me uncle."
Chong Yingbiao stood up and opened his door directly, "Ji Fa! I'll stab you to death!!"
Regarding the fact that the heroine is a roll king but lies flat, she said
"Anyway, I only practice to survive, so I might as well learn to survive from the beginning."
"Gold, wood, water, fire and earth, one word formula, escape!!!"
Jiang Ziya: "Oh no! Is that the Five Elements and Bagua array that records the five hundred years of lost history??? Then what did the girl do with it??"
Yang Jian: "She escaped. She escaped faster than me. It's really unheard of and unseen. So this is the master you mentioned among the people, uncle?"
Nezha: "Cowardice before fighting! Despicable!! Lying to children! Shameless!!!"
Intention: Take me to listen to the sound of rice in Xiqi