Journalism student Yi Jingchen was bound to the evil system, forcing him to participate in the draft and debut at the C position.
Yi Jingchen: "Can you help me debut in C position?"
System: "No, I'm just a melon-eating system that allows you to get the most amazing things in the entertainment industry anytime, anywhere!"
Yi Jingchen, who is useless at both singing and dancing: How can he debut in the C position while eating melons? ! !
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When Yi Jingchen eats melon, the whole world can hear his thoughts.
During the initial rating, Yi Jingchen pretended to be a stage backdrop and secretly ate the melons.
[I heard that the top half-blooded mentor from the Eight Kingdoms has always been single, but in fact he has two illegitimate children.
[And his illegitimate son looks exactly like him before plastic surgery.
[What's even more exciting is that the two illegitimate children do not have the same mother...]
The top instructor's face changed drastically: "A!! You go to Class A immediately!!"
Yi Jingchen sat in Class A and saw a fair-skinned training trainee coming down the stage.
Woc! What medical miracle? He is actually pregnant!
[It's an intersex person, so that's okay.
[I really want to know who the father of the child is. There are hundreds of people in their group. Is it true that one child brings 108 treasures?
The production team was so panicked that they immediately called the trainee out and announced that he had quit the competition on the spot.
At the performance site, other trainees were busy courting fans, grazing the camera, and selling themselves off.
Yi Jingchen hid in the corner and ate all the melons in the world with gusto.
[Last night, popular contestants A and B got into the same toilet, and they heard um um ah ah...]
Yi Jingchen was halfway through eating the melon when he noticed the strange silence around him.
Looking up——
Wait, why are everyone looking at me expectantly?
On the night of the finals, everyone on the Internet was voting for Yi Jingchen to help him debut in the C position.
"Yi Jingchen's chosen idol!"
"Send the melon god into the entertainment industry and become a walking appraiser of collapsed houses!"
"Tremble! Internal entertainment!"
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Copywriting: Before the men's team audition recording, the popular contestant's house collapsed, and the program team urgently found a vegan named Jiang Xingcan to make up the number.
As the news spread, there were countless black posts:
[Is the draft threshold so low? Any kind of waste can be put on it]
[Haha, just wait for Jiang Xingcan to start the ceremony!
However, during the first stage recording——
Jiang Xingcan stood in the middle of the stage. He was born with an idol face and his beautiful wink made countless beauties fall in love instantly.
Then, he performed an original self-choreographed dance, singing, and dance, which earned his instructor praise. He also tried an impromptu rap, which blew up the entire audience!
The other contestants became more and more desperate as they watched: ... Help, I met a max-level boss in the Novice Village!
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Jiang Xingcan, the two-dimensional virtual idol with the top business ability, opened his eyes and found himself at the three-dimensional talent show.
The director told him: "You are just cannon fodder for worshiping the heavens. You will be eliminated after the first round."
He silently looked towards the first stage. Other contestants broke their voices, paddled, and performed like crazy, but few respected the stage...
Jiang Xingcan, who was born for the stage and has every idol skill, tried to struggle again:
"If I work harder, can I not be eliminated?"
Many fans: Who dares to eliminate Cancan? I want to put him in the C position!
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