Jiang Xiao got a strange book
Apart from the cover, only the first page of the book has words.
It says in bold red font:
Life-saving tips from Monster Notes:
1. If you are in danger, shout three times: "I am a big stupid pig", and there is a certain chance of getting help from monsters. Hehe~
2. Don't trust talking cats.
3. Please remember your mission as soon as possible!
The ferret on his shoulder growled in his ear: Idiot! Run! The monster is coming!
Jiang Xiao (running wildly): Run, run, run, you tell me to run away every time, but you hit it instead! Don't you have any spells?
White Ferret: Yes! (Becoming a stuffed toy and pretending to be dead)
Jiang Xiao: Hello! What should I do? Woohoo, I don't want to die yet!
The grinning monster: Uh, what, can you two be quiet for a while? I just want to borrow a phone...
White Ferret (resurrected on the spot): Huh?
Jiang Xiao (crying): Uh-huh... Huh?
Big Monster (scratching his head): Hey, I want to buy a Tickle online. If you don't want to, forget it. Why are you running away?
Ah? Ah? Ah? !
"What's the use of you? It will only make me run away. I can't even tell whether someone is good or bad." Seeing the monster leaving awkwardly, Jiang Xiao had a dark look on his face.
White Mink Jumps: Impossible! I clearly felt murderous just now. It really wants to eat us.
"Oh, you won't listen to this bastard chanting sutras. You're just too good at it."
Other side
Ling Shuang: ... Two novices (silently shutting the trembling monster into the notebook)
Heartless and talkative×duplicity and iceberg face
Purpose: A promise is worth a thousand pieces of gold