When the Chat History Was Broadcast Live to the Ancients

Let me show you a joke from hell that I just learned There was a poll on "Who is the military commander the emperor wants most?" Yue Fei won the first place with the most votes. Even Wei Qing and Huo Qubing could only be ranked second or third. Fans were dissatisfied and asked why, "Yue Fei can tolerate Wan Yan Gou, so I can do it. Wei Huo is loyal to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Are you as powerful as Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty?"

Haha, it's best not to clarify it. Putting on the identity of an immortal will make those surrendering factions dare not touch Yue Fei (laughing)

I found that several Song Dynasty emperors in the old Zhao family were cowardly in their own way: Zhao Guangyi, the "god of sorghum river chariots", Song Zhenzong, who "won compensation + Taishan enshrinement", Song Renzong, who was "soft-hearted", Song Shenzong, who was "vacillating", (Zhezong's gene mutation) Yes, skip it), "Beishi Tour Group" The Second Sage of Xuexiang, "Wandering on the Sea Zhao Paopao" Wan Yangou, (Xiaozong is okay, skip it), Song Guangzong "going crazy with fear of henpecks", Song Ningzong "being modest and silent", Song Lizong "the skull is made into a wine glass" , (the next few emperors have no real power and are skipped) PS: It is said that the emperors of the Ming Dynasty were very strange. The old emperors of the Zhao family were also very unique. They had the same cowardice and occasionally had a few genetic mutations.

"Now it's time to hang the emperor from a street lamp"

The scolding of "The Old Dog Who Plays Power" is so right, a certain Riddler should get out of Ming Dynasty! As for Zhu Yijun, he is not even as good as a certain Riddler. But they both lived a long time

Since Gao Qiu retired, the national football team has not recovered for more than a thousand years. (Funny)

Yes, I remember Zhang Chun even said the famous sentence "Prince Duan is frivolous and cannot rule the world!" (Laughing), he is a great prophet.

Other articles of the same type do not have this lighthearted sense of humor and irony.

What a hell joke is this! Da Wu & Zhang Jun: Can we still not know who you are writing about?

Haha, but it seems that Su Shi passed away a year after Huizong came to power. Zhao Ji felt very sorry for this. He was also a fan of Su Shi and collected many of Su Shi's calligraphy and painting works (although Zhao Ji himself was not a good person)

Well, I think with the characters of Xinbao and Huo Bao, they might just start fighting when they meet Wanyan Gou... Just, ah, right, right, if you don't want to fight or not, it's not my own business anyway. If you want to kill me, you can kill me as you wish. There's nothing I have to do anyway. Jpg It is indeed possible that Wei Qing... I feel that he and Fei Ge are both the type of mother (crossed out) who is professional in military affairs and has a perfect external brain, loyal! Sincerity!

Hahahaha, that's so classic. Qu Duan is really interesting! When I listed those generals, I thought of Li Yanxian (Li Xiaozhong). It was a pity for him in history. He fought alone and refused to surrender. After the city was broken, he threw himself into the Yellow River and committed suicide... There is an extra story about him in the Shao Song Dynasty written by readers. He committed suicide in the historical plane and traveled to the Shao Song plane. The writing is very touching.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh finally updated! ! ! Woohoo! Good, good, good prince, he is a promising baby! ! ! ! !

? As for the governor Fan Guang, his military exploits were inferior to those of Shi Heng. He especially loved general Yu Qian and was hated by Cao and Shi. He resisted the extreme law and gave his house, wife and children to captives, skins, horses and black hemp. This was a strange thing in the country... Guang's wife and children were humiliated by the Huns for ten years.

Soviet jokes, intangible cultural heritage of mankind (

That joke about Phineas dreaming was so damn good.

Shao Song! ! The author has actually seen Shao Song! !

Shao Song! ! My sister Jiu! ! Damn it, I killed the biggest boss right at the beginning.

Thank you Queen Mother! ( However, people were rare in ancient times until they were seventy years old. In the pre-Qin Dynasty, people were not even forty years old even if they lived a long life. The reason for the low average life span is that too many people died young.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the missing persons are back! Don't be careless, Modo Modo, just come and kill the Wanyan dog for me!

I wonder if we can see Qin Ju appear in the future?

But about Wen Yanbo, actually... "Xu Zi Zhi Tong Jian Chang Bian": Jing Chu Shu Yi Zhong Shu Bai came to power and asked Qing to come out. Wen Yanbo was young, loyal and conscientious, and his foreign language was like a villain, so he didn't pay much attention to it. Jing Chu said: "Although Qing is loyal, what is the attitude of the people! If he is a villain and ignorant, he may change. Ministers should be concerned about the court and not be involved in Lu Li's favor."

Queen Mother Xiang, with this lethality, Yue Fei was killed.

Laugh, everyone knows who you are talking about

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Where are the history teachers that are so vicious? How come you haven't been bullied online for making such disgusting remarks? Still black Yue Fei, bah

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Song Dynasty jokes, timeless classics