Xu Xizhou, a liberal arts major at the beginning of his second year of high school, was lucky enough to enter Class 1 and met his classmate Xue Nanfeng...
Interview
Scenario 1
Reporter: Classmate! What should I do if my grades are poor?
Xu Xizhou: Of course the first thing is to find a handsome and rich boyfriend. Is he rich and also studying? Listen to me, try another channel! Don't tire yourself out
Reporter: What is the best way to vent your emotions?
Xu Xizhou: (shaking his head) "Tsk" (waving his hand) I will still find a handsome and rich boyfriend, scold him for no reason, and then let him give me his bank card after scolding him. I want to go out to drink with my brothers. I'll treat him!
Reporter: Classmate, do you think this will last long?
Xu Xizhou: I don't know. He said he would love me forever for the rest of his life, and for the next life as well. He also said... (He thought) If he cheated, he would leave the house and give me all his money. But he said it was impossible for him to cheat. (Waving his hand) Alas! Anyway, he spends all his money on me now.
Xue Nanfeng: Only you can find it
Reporter: Have you ever considered having children?
Xu Xizhou: I don't know. Last time I passed by a baby store selling clothes, so I just walked in and took a look. I picked up a few pieces and said they were cute, but he told me to stop looking at them. There was no way they were there, so I casually said: Cheating.
Well... (Xu Xizhou recalled) At that time, he said: If you dare, I will kill that woman, then you, and finally I will accompany you (the tone is very fierce)
Xu Xizhou: How dare I think about it later? He is sick (he pointed at Xue Nanfeng next to him) and is so possessive. Is it up to me? Am I so charming?
Scenario 2
Xu Xizhou: You are just a wolf in sheep's clothing
Xue Nanfeng: Oh? So what?
Scenario 3
Xu Xizhou: Let's break up (super loud)
Xue Nanfeng: Okay, don't separate your mouth when we break up, and don't separate our beds when we break up.
Unruly, knowing people but not others, pretending to be aloof (attack)
Ending: he
Intention: None