When the Earth OL Begins to Collapse

A certain Mid-Autumn Festival, the first day of the eight-day holiday, happened to be the 10,000th day since Wu Qi was born. Wu Qi's life was too boring. Because of the existence of 10,000 days and the happiness before the holiday, she decided to reward herself with a cup of coffee after get off work. Maybe it was the cup of coffee, or maybe the wheel of fortune started turning. In her sleep, she only heard a "ding——" A sweet girl's voice sounded: "Player No. 0626, Congratulations on getting a place to experience the internal beta server of "Earth Online: Honkai Impact Edition". I hope you will live happily in the game and play to the fullest." // -Level 1: Holy Sheep and Two-legged Sheep -Level mission: Find the hope of human salvation. When humans, animals, and plants on Earth are unable to reproduce, the "Old Gods" arrive. The "god messenger" awakens and says that this is an opportunity given to mankind by the earth. Only when all women give birth to "sons of god" can mankind be saved. "This is China, who is disgusted by all these Western things?" Wu Qi thought, and suddenly the memory of his "conception" came to his mind. Fearing marriage and having children, she realized later—— "So, I'm going to have a baby? Huh? Huh!!!!" // -Level 2: Hunting for New Age Witches -Level mission: Escape without being injured within the countdown. The Spring Festival is the most important festival for the Chinese people, where the whole country celebrates and families reunite. The banquet is a man's world, the card table is a man's battlefield, and the teahouse is a man's social interaction. Women are the dishes on the plate, the mahjong that has been beaten thousands of times, and the tea sets that have been complicatedly washed. In traditional festivals celebrating ancestor worship, women are the biggest sacrifices. However, they eat you wantonly and don't allow you to sigh. // -Level 3: Follow the rules in the office -Level tasks: Improve task completion and turn your boss into a pig. -Level 4: Mother and Three Orders -Level mission: Customer satisfaction reaches 85%. Level 5, Level 6, Level 7.... // Wu Qi: "Wait a minute, why are there only tasks but no rewards?" Game customer service: "You have already received the reward, please do not reapply." Wu Qi: "... Trash game! I'm complaining about you!" Game customer service: "The complaint channel has not been opened yet. Please calm down and wish you a smooth life." [Pay attention to lightning protection: updated from time to time] Intention: Live happily and have fun.