[Straight men are strong and smart and are attacked by some slutty but strong ones]
Who would refuse a small box that can talk, cook and turn into a human form? Who doesn't want to get a golden finger and reach the top of life? Who doesn't want to have someone who will protect you and care about you.
Yes, yes, a certain guy surnamed Qin said that the golden finger handed down from his ancestors is easy to use, but this small box is a little noisy, and the gender of this object seems to be a bit wrong.
A certain system: Who do you think is making noise? You are the one who is making noise. If your wife, wife, wife, grandpa, hadn't begged me, I wouldn't be a useless heirloom in your family. Get out of here (ノ｀Д)ノ, I am a golden finger and anyone can leave me?
Cambrian: It's okay, baby, you don't have the golden finger, I still have it.
A certain system: Someone come and kill these two sour people for me.
Qin Huang: What do you think?
Cambrian: I think no one can kill us now.
The system sheds tears silently (╥╯^╰╥)
One day, a person who wanted to join the base asked the people in the base, "Who is the strongest here?"
"Qin Huang and Han Wu."
"Huh? What did you say? Say it again?"
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I want to write about a small theater
But I don't know what to write, so I'll give you the whole story.
Become a monkey! Give everyone a big slap! Swing around! Steal tourists' wallets! Become a monkey! Give everyone a big slap! Swing around!
Steal tourists' wallets! Become a monkey! Give everyone a big slap! Swing around! Steal tourists' wallets! Become a monkey! Give everyone a big slap! Swing around! Steal tourists' wallets!
(Roaring) (Become a monkey) (Fly into the virgin forest) (Dang the tree vine) (Chuang Fei passes by the monkey eating banana) (Roar) (Become a monkey) (Fly into the virgin forest) (Dang tree vine) (Chuang Fei passes by the monkey eating banana)
Intention: As long as you work hard, you can accomplish things that you couldn't accomplish before.
