As the charming thin horse heroine in a certain novel, after Yu Xi traveled to the world of heroines and became the prince of a country with an eight-foot height and eight-pack abs, she always secretly cried in the middle of the night because of her incompatibility with her status.
She had just returned to the palace from the common people, and before she was familiar with the environment, she was sent to the Allied Military Academy by her mother. Before leaving, the head guard said that he would give her the secret. Yu Xi, who thought she was weak and vulnerable, quickly asked for advice.
But he saw her take out a picture album from her arms, which was full of little people in various poses.
The head guard looked solemn:
"First, I want to teach you how to amenorrhea!"
After a night of spiritual sublimation, Yu Xi, who learned how to have sex with young men without leaving her children behind, embarked on a difficult road to study.
On the first day of school, she saw:
Roommate who has the same eight-pack abs but is wrapped more tightly than her 1
A roommate with natural powers from a desert country who likes to run naked 2
The good-for-nothing roommate 3 who is always clamoring for a fight with the No. 1 Player
... And she, a weak woman who inexplicably became the number one
During the day, she trained with her classmates.
She was sweating all over and fanned herself elegantly with a folding fan. She turned around and saw a group of mosaic women running towards her, swinging their white flesh on their chests.
Yu Xi (loudly): my eyes! My eyes!
Eat in the cafeteria after school.
She asked the chef to scoop a small spoonful of green vegetables for herself, happily preparing to eat the willow waist of her previous life.
As a result, the classmate next door who didn't have enough to eat thought she was provoking her and started a duel with her as soon as the rice bowl was thrown away.
So Yu Xi shed tears and knocked her classmate to the ground, and was elected as the leader of the class by the surrounding students.
I finally had a holiday, and I also happened to catch the annual float parade.
The princess on the float, wearing an exquisite tutu and revealing her slender legs, dropped handfuls of gifts, and Yu Xi and her roommates, who fell into the temptation of beauty, grabbed them frantically.
Returning to the dormitory, Yu Xi was silent.
Why are the gifts in the float parade actually tampons? ! ! !
1. A pure novel about a female protagonist who only knows her mother but not her father's matrilineal social structure. The heroine's country does not have the identity of "father".
2. The background is a chaotic stew of ancient martial arts and immortal steam machinery. There are many countries, and the heroine is only in one of them.
3. I don't know my sexual orientation, there will be no male and female characters, there will probably be a female-female plot, which will be marked on the title, but the main plot is still female-male (not gb not c male butt), but the female protagonist has no bird
4. There are many private parts, please read the instruction manual carefully before reading the text (self-cut leg flesh, please understand if you feel uncomfortable)
The private settings are as follows:
Son, son: refers to a child, mostly a girl
: A woman marries a man
There are no female emperors or princesses, only male emperors or princes
Princess: refers to the emperor's son
Xiyou: refers to the friendship between women
Jiao: kind old woman
Purpose: See the world from a different perspective
